Rejected Theme Songs For “The Arena”

(A heartfelt tribute to the host of the newest show on the Sucky News Network.)

1. Asshole (Denis Leary)

2. Fat (Weird Al Yankovic)

3. Creep (Radiohead)

4. Dumb (Nirvana)

5. Some Kind Of Monster (Metallica)

6. Born With A Tail (Supersuckers)

7. Piece Of Crap (Neil Young & Crazy Horse)

8. Piggy (Nine Inch Nails)

9. Loser (Beck)

10. Jesus Freak (DC Talk)

11. Delusional (Quicksand)

12. Liar (Rollins Band)

13. Ugly (The Age Of Electric)

14. I Think I’m Paranoid (Garbage)

15. Stupid (Parade Of Losers)

16. Jack-Ass (Beck)

17. Creep (Stone Temple Pilots)

18. Pretty Vacant (Sex Pistols)

19. Charmless Man (Blur)

20. Maniac (Michael Sembello)

21. I’m Gay (Scott Thompson)

22. God Save The Queen (Sex Pistols)

23. Trapped In The Closet (R. Kelly)

24. In The Closet (Michael Jackson)

25. Creep (TLC)

26. Oblivious (Aztec Camera)

27. The Mayor Of Simpleton (XTC)

28. Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong (Spin Doctors)

29. Last Night I Dreamed Somebody Loved Me (The Smiths)

30. Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word (Elton John)

31. The Bitch Is Back (Elton John)

32. Bitch (Rolling Stones)

33. Run For Your Life (Beatles)

34. Paranoid Android (Radiohead)

35. You’re The One For Me, Fatty (Morrissey)

36. Assoholic (54-40)

37. Over Now (Alice In Chains)

38. Go Now (The Moody Blues)

39. Head Like A Hole (Nine Inch Nails)

40. Fly By Night (Rush)

Dennis Earl
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
7:47 p.m.

Published in: on August 24, 2011 at 7:47 pm  Comments (4)  

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  1. Love “Asshole” by Dennis Leary. He is one of my favorite comedians. “Over Now” by AIC is awesome as well!
    I didn’t like that show…

  2. Nobody’s written a song titled “Bloaty McFatAss” yet?

    • Surprisingly, no. But with a catchy title like that, it would surely top the charts.

  3. Love Jesus Freak.

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