That’s A Moron

(With all apologies to Harry Warren, Jack Brooks and Dean Martin, what follows is a heartfelt tribute to Rush Limbaugh.)

In old D.C., she testified
He was upset
For three straight days

When you call her a slut
And she’s anything but
That’s a moron
When the world seems to think
Your dumb thoughts they do stink
That’s a moron

Words do sting
Ding-a-ling-a-ling
Ding-a-ling-a-ling
And right now you’re failing
Fatal flaw
Blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah
All your sponsors are bailing

When you act like a tool
And get taken to school
That’s a moron
And it wasn’t a fluke
You got called on your puke
You’re a dope

When you talk out your ass
But you know you’re outclassed and there’s no one
Who’ll defend you my friend
And you can’t comprehend, that’s a moron

When you can’t quite take back
Your relentless attack
That’s a moron (that’s a moron)

When you stubbornly stew
Like a fat tub of goo
That’s a moron (that’s a moron)

Kiss my ring
Ding-a-ling-a-ling
Ding-a-ling-a-ling
Right between my butt cheeks
(‘tween my butt, ‘tween my butt cheeks)
Please withdraw
La la la la la
La la la la la
Cuz you’re sailing up shit’s creek
Goddamn web geeks!

When she didn’t back down
And you looked like a clown
That’s a moron (that’s a moron)
When you don’t understand
That you’re not being banned
You’re a turd

When you lie out your ass
But you know you’re outclassed and there’s no one
Who’ll defend you my friend
And you can’t comprehend
That’s a moron

A moron, that’s a moron

Dennis Earl
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Saturday, April 14, 2012
9:07 p.m.

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  1. […] Let’s turn to politics.  Heroism Is A Teenage Girl (the title is a reference to the opening line of the movie Jennifer’s Body) praises the courage and decency of Pakistani education activist Malala Yousafzai who amazingly survived an assassination attempt on her 15-year-old life.  The Beluga Whale Of American Broadcasting, written spontaneously in a terribly fatigued state (I hadn’t slept very well the night before its completion), hammers a certain bloated radio host over his moronic slander of Sandra Fluke.  Ditto the song parody, That’s A Moron. […]


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