1. Glenn Greenwald left Salon to start writing for The Guardian.
2. The Tragically Hip’s Now For Plan A CD. Man Machine Poem is a killer standout.
3. CM Punk’s second WWE championship run, now the sixth longest in company history.
4. Prometheus. Michael Fassbender does it again.
5. Egyptian protestors demanding nothing less than a real democracy. If only American Liberals had as much anger, courage and energy to thwart Obama’s own awful agenda.
6. Big Wreck’s Albatross CD.
7. Beth Phoenix and Kharma left the WWE. A huge vacuum for women’s wrestling that is yet to be filled.
8. Paul Heyman returned to the WWE to represent Brock Lesnar and later CM Punk. An absolute promo master, even if he does look like an evil chipmunk.
9. Private Bradley Manning and his defense team.
10. Tyler Hamilton and Daniel Coyle’s revealing expose on doping in cycling, The Secret Race. Essential reading for understanding the Lance Armstrong era of the Tour De France.
11. Augusten Burrough’s This Is How.
12. The backlash against Rush Limbaugh’s dumb, cruel, dishonest comments about Sandra Fluke. Long overdue.
13. The Canadian Women’s Olympic Soccer team winning Bronze. It should’ve been a Gold.
14. The New York Times’ expose on President Obama’s Muslim “kill list”. Where is the outrage?
15. Jerry Sandusky’s conviction. Better late than never.
16. Jerry Seinfeld’s Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee. Hilarious. (“Fuck you Steven!”)
17. Those fast-acting CMTs who saved Jerry Lawler’s life during a live broadcast of Raw. He should put them in his will.
18. Adele’s Rolling In The Deep helped a young girl come out of her coma when she was expected to die. The power of music.
19. Hurricane Sandy and the considerable damage it left behind in three countries. Time to rebuild.
20. Lance Armstrong finally getting caught using performance enhancing drugs after 20 years.
21. LiveStrong completely severing its ties with the disgraced Armstrong.
22. Dolph Ziggler won the Smackdown Money In The Bank briefcase. Amy Schumer would be proud.
23. Damien Sandow. Not an ignoramus.
24. Daniel Bryan’s funny promos. (“Yes!” “No!” “Yes!” “No!”)
25. The Elimination Chamber matches.
26. CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho at WrestleMania 28. Best match on the card. (“Hey Punk! How’s your father?”)
27. The Syrian civil war.
28. The war in the Congo.
29. Heroic Pakistani human rights activist Mala Yousafzai survived an assassination attempt at age 15.
30. Israel’s heartless, needless aggression against Palestinians in Occupied Gaza. It has to stop.
31. Sheamus won The Royal Rumble. Good match, too.
32. Ryback. Feed him more.
33. Michael Hastings’ Afghanistan reporting.
34. The Big Bang Theory.
35. Muse’s The 2nd Law CD.
36. AJ Lee, the kissing bandit of the WWE. I want to be her next victim.
37. Counter-protesting the hatefully misguided Westboro Baptist “Church” at funerals. They never show up when they feel the heat.
38. The bad officiating during the boxing competition at the Summer Olympics. Ditto that Canada/US women’s soccer semi-final.
39. The backlash against the hapless NFL replacement refs which led to the return of the striking originals who were actually missed by irate fans, coaches and players.
40. Oscar Pistorius competing at the Summer Olympics and the warm reception he received by everybody.
41. The Jimmy Savile scandal.
42. George Zimmerman finally getting arrested for killing Trayvon Martin after mass protesting in America.
43. The WWE return of Brock Lesnar, especially that brilliant pre-taped “I’m an asskicker” promo.
44. Lex Hives by The Hives. Worth the five-year wait.
45. Keane’s Strangeland CD. More dreamy pop confections in less than an hour.
46. Usain Bolt. Can anyone catch him?
47. Soccer dynasty Spain won their second consecutive Euro title.
48. Chris Brown’s outspoken critics. He can never shut them up.
49. The Killers’ Battle Born CD.
50. Ric Flair’s return to the WWE. Make him the General Manager of Raw.
51. Eve Torres’ heel turn. Unexpectedly convincing.
52. Nate Silver. Singlehandedly puts all other pundits to shame.
53. Green Day’s Uno CD.
54. Rhianna’s uncomfortable, annoying and defiant reunion with Chris Brown. Her safety and sanity remain at risk.
55. Paula’s infamous ball cake to The Situation on the Jersey Shore finale. Ronnie’s right. She is the Prank War Champion. Hilarious. Her philandering ex got his just desserts.
56. Rush will be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame next year. About fucking time.
57. The growing popularity for the American gay marriage movement. How long before every state in the union recognizes it?
58. Republican Todd Akin lost his bid for the U.S. Senate.
59. Super PACs (except American Crossroads).
60. Democrat Alan Grayson won back his Senate seat after losing it in 2010.
61. MTV’s It Gets Better 2 special. Honest, fair, deeply moving and extraordinarily helpful.
62. Billy Crystal hosted the Oscars. He’s still funny.
63. Kofi Kingston’s brutal Trouble In Paradise kick to The Miz’ head on Raw. A move so devastasting the former WWE Champion became a babyface.
64. The Smashing Pumpkins’ Oceania CD.
65. Wrongly incarcerated Torontonian Omar Khadr was finally transferred from Guantanamo back to Canada where he belongs. He should be free from prison, though. Warren Kinsella (among many other fools) owes him an apology and restitution for needlessly harming his young reputation.
66. Secretary Of State Hillary Clinton was pelted with tomatoes by Egyptian protestors during an official visit to their country. For someone who once considered ousted dictator Hosni Mubarak “a member of my family”, she got off easy.
67. Julian Assange’s legal limbo. The man the Obama Administration fears the most and with good reason.
69. Adrien Chen for exposing Michael Brutsch, AKA Violentacrez, on Gawker.
70. Wade Barrett’s shoulder injury. It not only derailed his program with Randy Orton, it killed his momentum for much of the year. Right now he’s stuck in the mid-card fighting for a title he’s already won.
71. Gene Simmons Family Jewels was cancelled. Writing numerous pieces about it boosted this website’s fortunes considerably.
72. Felix Baumgartner’s skywalk. Impressive, especially that perfect landing.
73. Daniel Bryan & Kane won the WWE tag team titles. The division has finally been revived.
74. Brad Maddox and The Shield. They’re the latest reasons CM Punk is still WWE Champion.
75. The “F” in old WWF footage is no longer silenced when spoken nor blurred when seen during Attitude Era retrospectives. Finally.
76. America’s two-tier justice system and its out of control surveillence state. It’s getting worse.
77. Mick Foley returned to the WWE.
78. The final build-up to The Rock vs. John Cena at WrestleMania 28. Far better than the match which was good but not great.
79. The Undertaker defeated Triple H for the third time at WrestleMania, this time in an entertaining Hell In A Cell match. The Streak, now 20-0, remains intact. But for how long?
80. The Driver Rehabilitation Centre on Canada’s Worst Driver 8.
81. LeBron James won his first NBA Championship with the Miami Heat.
82. Wyatt Cenac left The Daily Show.
83. Great Britain’s Summer Olympians. The home nation had a great run this year.
84. Michael Phelps won his 22nd medal at the Summer Olympics, an all-time individual record.
85. The billion hits Psy’s Gangham Style video received this year on YouTube. No way he can follow it up, though.
86. Justin Bieber’s Twitter promotion of Carly Rae Jepsen. As a result, Call Me Maybe became a big hit.
87. Andy Sandberg and Kristen Wiig left SNL.
88. Denise Wade from The Canadian Home Shopping Channel. Sigh.
89. John Cusack’s strong Obama criticisms. Pay attention, Sophia Bush. You might learn something.
90. The growing international backlash against drones.
91. The death of Adam Yauch. Great rapper, greater defender of Tibet.
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Friday, December 28, 2012
CORRECTION: Number 58 originally read: “Republican Todd Akin lost his House Of Representatives seat.” (He’s the dope who made this infamous comment during an interview.) That’s not accurate. He actually resigned his seat to become the Republican nominee for the Senate race in Missouri which he lost. The corrected line notes the latter. My apologies for the mistake.
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Monday, December 31, 2012