What the fuck was that, Faye Dunaway? What in the holy hell were you thinking, Warren Beatty?
The 89th Annual Academy Awards ended in a total embarrassment with the botched announcement for Best Picture. After curiously stalling and staring and stalling and staring, a confused Beatty handed over the opened envelope to his oblivious Bonnie & Clyde co-star who claimed La La Land had won the final award of the evening.
After a number of acceptance speeches by the film’s thrilled producers, someone backstage came out to try to stop their presentation. Why? Because it turned out Moonlight had actually won. Beatty & Dunaway apparently did not have the right envelope.
At one point, an incredulous Jimmy Kimmel, the host of the event, asked Beatty directly, “Warren, what did you do?”
A sheepish Beatty said that when he saw Emma Stone’s name, he got bewildered. But instead of having the wherewithal to say, hey, wait a minute, I don’t think this is the right envelope, he put Dunaway in the awful position of reading the wrong name for Best Picture. Good God, what a fiasco. Considering how the show saved those clips of the nominees for the actual presentation, there was more than enough time to switch envelopes without anyone at home noticing.
Moonlight’s surprise win for Best Picture was its third award of the night. New father Mahershala Ali, as expected, took home Best Supporting Actor. He mentioned the birth of his baby daughter four days ago as he graciously acknowledged his wife’s patience through all the awards he’s been collecting for his well regarded performance. He also thanked his teachers for all they taught him. Moonlight also won Best Adapted Screenplay.
Despite the Best Picture screw-up, La La Land still managed to take home six golden gongs. The aforementioned Emma Stone, who delivered a sweet, charming speech thanking friends, family and the people who worked on the film, took home Best Actress (Beatty had a duplicate envelope, apparently) and Damien Chazelle was named Best Director. Neither victory was a surprise. It also won for its original score, its production design, its cinematography and in a bit of an upset, for the song City Of Stars, over the number one smash hit Can’t Stop The Feeling!, the Trolls track that Justin Timberlake performed at the beginning of the broadcast.
Also unsurprising was sexual harasser Casey Affleck’s win for Best Actor for his work in Manchester By The Sea. Is he planning a sequel to I’m Still Here? For some reason, he was sporting Joaquin Phoenix’s bearded slob look. Kenneth Lonergan, the director of the film, won for writing its original screenplay.
Best Supporting Actress Viola Davis (Fences) gave the most impassioned acceptance speech of the night as she spoke about the forgotten laying in their graves, their stories of love & loss and failure otherwise left untold were it not for artists who take up their cause. She urged the business to “exhume” their experiences for the cinema.
Other predictable results included the excellent OJ: Made In America taking Best Documentary Feature and Zootopia winning Best Animated Feature. Hacksaw Ridge, racist misogynist Mel Gibson’s comeback movie, managed to take two technical prizes of its own for its film editing and its sound mixing. (The full list of winners is at the end of this piece.)
Next to Best Picture, the biggest surprise for me was Suicide Squad taking home Best Make-Up & Hairstyling over Star Trek Beyond. That’s one more Oscar than Lion, Hidden Figures and Hell Or High Water received combined. They were the only Best Picture nominees to get completely shut out of any golden eunuchs.
In the midst of the expected political speeches from some of the honorees (including one presenter who openly opposed President Stupid’s racist border wall) were some pretty funny moments courtesy of host Jimmy Kimmel who started strong with his monologue (he mocked Mel Gibson’s ghastly appearance quipping that Scientology was agreeing with him and sarcastically knocked the “overrated” Meryl Streep for “phoning it in” her entire career by listing a number of her acclaimed films), had a few off moments but then got funnier as the night progressed. His response to the crowd’s cool reception to his OJ joke was better than the joke itself.
The constant ribbing of longtime good-natured punching bag Matt Damon continued as expected with the best gag happening during the Best Original Screenplay presentation. Kimmel actually conducted the orchestra to play very loudly whenever Damon talked. This followed him and fellow presenter Ben Affleck being announced as “Ben Affleck and guest”. That followed Kimmel goofing on We Bought A Zoo during a spoof of stars honouring their favourite movies, a recurring segment throughout the show. When Damon tried defending the performance on stage, Affleck humourously responded, “Really?” If you want to see how self-deprecating these guys can really get about their movies, check out their very funny Good Will Hunting 2 spoof in the underappreciated Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back.
There was also a funny Oscars edition of celebrities reading Mean Tweets, a silly bit involving an unsuspecting tour group getting to meet some stars while passing through the Dolby Theatre’s sprawling auditorium and a failed attempt to get Donald Trump to tweet about the show. Oh, and food fell from the sky a few times. Plus, there was a cute tribute to The Lion King with the adorable kid from Lion.
All in all, Kimmel was a good host who didn’t have too many missteps. But, by God, what the fuck happened with Best Picture? Jesus, you had one job, guys. One. Come on!
THE FULL LIST OF WINNERS:
BEST PICTURE – MOONLIGHT
BEST DIRECTOR – Damien Chazelle (LA LA LAND)
BEST ACTRESS – Emma Stone (LA LA LAND)
BEST ACTOR – Casey Affleck (MANCHESTER BY THE SEA)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS – Viola Davis (FENCES)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR – Mahershala Ali (MOONLIGHT)
BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE – OJ: MADE IN AMERICA
BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM – THE SALESMAN
BEST ANIMATED FEATURE – ZOOTOPIA
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY – MANCHESTER BY THE SEA
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY – MOONLIGHT
BEST ORIGINAL SCORE – LA LA LAND
BEST ORIGINAL SONG – City Of Stars (LA LA LAND)
BEST VISUAL EFFECTS – THE JUNGLE BOOK
BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY – LA LA LAND
BEST FILM EDITING – HACKSAW RIDGE
BEST COSTUME DESIGN – FANTASTIC BEASTS & WHERE TO FIND THEM
BEST MAKE-UP & HAIRSTYLING – SUICIDE SQUAD
BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN – LA LA LAND
BEST ANIMATED SHORT – PIPER
BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT – SING
BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT – THE WHITE HELMETS
BEST SOUND EDITING – ARRIVAL
BEST SOUND MIXING – HACKSAW RIDGE
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Monday, February 27, 2017
CORRECTION: The Oscars took place in the Dolby Theatre, not the Kodak Theatre as I erroneously stated. The text has been corrected.
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Monday, February 27, 2017