Last summer I stumbled upon a very good site called SpiritOfRadio.ca. It’s an unofficial tribute to a very important radio station in Canada. Broadcasting on FM 102.1 in the Southern Ontario area, CFNY was one of the first truly maverick stations in the country. It found its footing in the late 70s and early 80s when it mostly played cutting edge or alternative music. If you loved Elvis Costello, Iggy Pop and Gang Of Four, to name but 3 examples, CFNY was likely the only station that played their music. (Check out the site for more information. It’s loaded with lists, testimonials, history and even a chatroom.)
On July 1st, 2005, the first day I looked at the site, I noticed that it was missing some year-end countdown lists, mainly from the 1990s. Instantly, I headed for the closet.
For several years I would get up before 9 a.m. on either New Year’s Eve or New Year’s Day to follow CFNY’s annual album countdowns. After forgetting about tuning into the 1993 year-end countdown I made it a point to not miss any of the others. As a result, I have complete charts from 1994 to 2000. (In 2001, CFNY went back to doing a year-end singles countdown and I lost interest. Here’s hoping that, in the future, they go back to counting down the albums of the year rather than just individual songs.)
I rooted around my closet and found several countdown charts that I had written down. I decided to fire off an email. I expressed appreciation for the site, offered some corrections for their existing lists and painstakingly listed all the entries for 6 year-end countdowns covering the years 1994-1996 and 1998-2000. (On their site, they ask for completed charts that are missing from the Charts and Lists section.)
I never heard back and never wrote back. The charts I emailed were never posted – neither were the corrections I sent – and I felt like a total dick because I had spent an hour or two typing up those damn charts, all for nothing.
It’s been nearly a year, I’m tired of waiting and I’ve decided on a different course of action. I am presenting 6 missing countdowns that you won’t find anywhere else on the Internet. Presented in chronological order, these are the top 102 CDs of 1994, 1995, 1996, 1998, 1999 and 2000, according to the CFNY listeners who voted for them. Normally, something like this would be found under Lists, a section of my website that remains blank because I still have no idea what to do with it. Unfortunately, you can only do 100 items per list and as you’ll see, each list has 102 entries. That’s why they’re here.
Here’s hoping this will lead to these charts finally being added to spiritofradio.ca, which is where they belong.
1994
1. Nine Inch Nails – The Downward Spiral
2. Green Day – Dookie
3. Nirvana – MTV Unplugged In New York
4. Hole – Live Through This
5. Stone Temple Pilots – Purple
6. R.E.M. – Monster
7. The Tragically Hip – Day For Night
8. Beastie Boys – Ill Communication
9. Blur – Parklife
10. Soundgarden – Superunknown
11. The Cranberries – No Need To Argue
12. Weezer – Weezer
13. The Offspring – Smash
14. Pearl Jam – Vitalogy
15. Smashing Pumpkins – Pisces Iscariot
16. Sloan – Twice Removed
17. Tori Amos – Under The Pink
18. Suede – Dog Man Star
19. Sarah McLachlan – Fumbling Towards Ecstasy
20. V/A – The Crow Soundtrack
21. Beck – Mellow Gold
22. Pop Will Eat Itself – Dos Dedos Mis Amigos
23. The Stone Roses – Second Coming
24. Moist – Silver
25. Veruca Salt – American Thighs
26. Oasis – Definitely Maybe
27. Morrissey – Vauxhall & I
28. James – Laid
29. Liz Phair – Whip-Smart
30. Alice In Chains – Jar Of Flies EP
31. Live – Throwing Copper
32. Sonic Youth – Experimental Jet Set, Trash & No Star
33. Our Lady Peace – Naveed
34. Sugar – File Under: Easy Listening
35. The Gandharvas – A Soap Bubble And Inertia
36. Crowded House – Together Alone
37. Bad Religion – Stranger Than Fiction
38. The Charlatans U.K. – Up To Our Hips
39. The Watchmen – In The Trees
40. V/A – Natural Born Killers Soundtrack
41. Killing Joke – Pandemonium
42. Cracker – Kerosene Hat
43. The Rheostatics – Introducing Happiness
44. The Jesus & Mary Chain – Stoned & Dethroned
45. The Lowest Of The Low – Hallucigenia
46. Crash Test Dummies – God Shuffled His Feet
47. Frente! – Marvin The Album
48. Bjork – Debut
49. 54-40 – Smilin’ Buddha Cabaret
50. V/A – Pulp Fiction Soundtrack
51. Therapy? – Troublegum
52. Luscious Jackson – Natural Ingredients
53. Love Spit Love – Love Spit Love
54. hHead – Jerk
55. Violent Femmes – New Times
56. Erasure – I Say, I Say, I Say
57. Toad The Wet Sprocket – Dulcinea
58. The Killjoys – Starry
59. Ween – Chocolate And Cheese
60. V/A – If I Were A Carpenter
61. Dada – American Highway Flower
62. King Cobb Steelie – Project Twinkle
63. Frank Black – Teenager Of The Year
64. Dinosaur Jr. – Without A Sound
65. Sinead O’Connor – Universal Mother
66. Inspiral Carpets – Devilhopping
67. Lush – Split
68. Treble Charger – NC-17
69. Pulp – His & Hers
70. Velocity Girl – Simpatico
71. Pure – Generation 6-Pack
72. Pavement – “Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain”
73. Elvis Costello – Brutal Youth
74. James – Wah Wah
75. Peter Gabriel – Secret World Live
76. They Might Be Giants – John Henry
77. Barenaked Ladies – Maybe You Should Drive
78. Rymes With Orange – Trapped In The Machine
79. Bryan Ferry – Mamouna
80. Meat Puppets – Too High To Die
81. Spirit Of The West – Faithlift
82. Cause & Effect – Trip
83. Kristen Hersh – Hips & Makers
84. Helmet – Betty
85. V/A – Melrose Place Soundtrack
86. V/A – Kiss My Ass
87. Sara Craig – Sweet Exhaust
88. Furnaceface – This Will Make You Happy
89. Portishead – Dummy
90. V/A – 1994 CFNY New Music Search
91. Rollins Band – Weight
92. Jale – Dreamcake
93. Possum Dixon – Possum Dixon
94. Adorable – Fake
95. Arrive – Carnival Of Life
96. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds – Let Love In
97. Eugenius – Mary Queen Of Scots
98. Jah Wobble’s Invaders Of The Heart – Take Me To God
99. MC 900 Ft. Jesus – One Step Ahead Of The Spider
100. Cowboy Junkies – Pale Sun, Crescent Moon
101. Grant Lee Buffalo – Mighty Joe Moon
102. L7 – Hungry For Stink
1995
1. Smashing Pumpkins – Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness
2. The Tragically Hip – Day For Night
3. Pearl Jam – Vitalogy
4. Green Day – Insomniac
5. Red Hot Chili Peppers – One Hot Minute
6. Foo Fighters – Foo Fighters
7. Bush X – Sixteen Stone
8. R.E.M. – Monster
9. Silverchair – Frogstomp
10. Oasis – (What’s The Story) Morning Glory
11. Live – Throwing Copper
12. Collective Soul – Collective Soul
13. Alanis Morissette – Jagged Little Pill
14. The Presidents Of The United States Of America – S/T
15. Radiohead – The Bends
16. Soul Asylum – Let Your Dim Light Shine
17. The Tea Party – The Edges Of Twilight
18. Goo Goo Dolls – A Boy Named Goo
19. Catherine Wheel – Happy Days
20. Elastica – Elastica
21. Lenny Kravitz – Circus
22. Better Than Ezra – Deluxe
23. Blur – The Great Escape
24. Joan Osborne – Relish
25. Filter – Short Bus
26. Our Lady Peace – Naveed
27. Portishead – Dummy
28. The Cranberries – No Need To Argue
29. Matthew Sweet – 100% Fun
30. Alice In Chains – Alice In Chains
31. Rusty – Fluke
32. The Stone Roses – Second Coming
33. David Bowie – Outside
34. Primus – Tales From The Punchbowl
35. White Zombie – Astro Creep 2000…
36. Garbage – Garbage
37. Mad Season – Above
38. Blind Melon – Soup
39. Hum – You’d Prefer An Astronaut
40. Rancid – …And Out Come The Wolves
41. Edwyn Collins – Gorgeous George
42. V/A – Batman Forever Soundtrack
43. Natalie Merchant – Tigerlily
44. The Rentals – Return Of The Rentals
45. KMFDM – Nihil
46. Smoking Popes – Born To Quit
47. Throwing Muses – University
48. Odds – Good Weird Feeling
49. Tripping Daisy – I Am An Elastic Firecracker
50. Seven Mary Three – American Standard
51. Toadies – Rubberneck
52. Ned’s Atomic Dustbin – Brainbloodvolume
53. Monster Magnet – Dopes To Infinity
54. V/A – Testimonial Dinner: The Songs Of XTC
55. The Charlatans U.K. – The Charlatans U.K.
56. Spirit Of The West – Two-Headed
57. PJ Harvey – To Bring You My Love
58. Simple Minds – Good News From The Next World
59. Passengers – Original Soundtracks 1
60. Change Of Heart – Tummysuckle
61. Pearl Jam – Merkinball EP
62. Juliana Hatfield – Only Everything
63. Lisa Loeb & Nine Stories – Tails
64. The Skydiggers – Road Radio
65. Sandbox – Bionic
66. Adam Ant – Wonderful
67. Siouxsie & The Banshees – The Rapture
68. Glueleg – Heroic Doses
69. Bjork – Post
70. Econoline Crush – Affliction
71. The The – Hanky Panky
72. Dandelion – Dyslexicon
73. Heather Nova – Oyster
74. 1000 Mona Lisas – The EP
75. Meat Puppets – No Joke!
76. Ramones – Adios Amigos!
77. Menswear – Nuisance
78. Sponge – Rotting Pinata
79. Black Grape – It’s Great When You’re Straight…Yeah!
80. The Wolfgang Press – Funky Little Demons
81. V/A – Angus Soundtrack
82. Electrafixion – Burned
83. Letters To Cleo – Wholesale Meats And Fish
84. Urge Overkill – Exit The Dragon
85. Morrissey – Southpaw Grammar
86. V/A – 1995 CFNY New Music Search
87. Everclear – Sparkle And Fade
88. Buffalo Tom – Sleepy-Eyed
89. Rev. – If The Colour Hurts
90. V/A – Kids Soundtrack
91. 13 Engines – Conquistador
92. Mike Watt – Ball-Hog Or Tugboat?
93. Hayden – Everything I Long For
94. The Innocence Mission – Glow
95. Peter Murphy – Cascade
96. The Amps – Pacer
97. V/A – Judge Dredd Soundtrack
98. Crash Vegas – Aurora
99. Sleeper – Smart
100. The Super Friendz – Mock Up/Scale Down
101. Belly – King
102. Delerium – Semantic Spaces
1996
1. Smashing Pumpkins – Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness
2. Oasis – (What’s The Story) Morning Glory
3. Soundgarden – Down On The Upside
4. The Tragically Hip – Trouble At The Henhouse
5. Pearl Jam – No Code
6. Garbage – Garbage
7. Bush X – Razorblade Suitcase
8. R.E.M. – New Adventures In Hi-Fi
9. Stone Temple Pilots – Tiny Music…Songs From The Vatican Gift Shop
10. Nirvana – From The Muddy Banks Of The Wishkah
11. Marilyn Manson – Antichrist Superstar
12. Alice In Chains – Unplugged
13. Moist – Creature
14. Tracy Bonham – The Burdens Of Being Upright
15. I Mother Earth – Scenery & Fish
16. Foo Fighters – Foo Fighters
17. Radiohead – The Bends
18. Primitive Radio Gods – Rocket
19. Fun Lovin’ Criminals – Come Find Yourself
20. Smashing Pumpkins – The Aeroplane Flies High (Box Set)
21. Sheryl Crow – Sheryl Crow
22. Sloan – One Chord To Another
23. Rage Against The Machine – Evil Empire
24. Beck – Odelay
25. Marilyn Manson – Smells Like Children
26. Ashley MacIssac – Hi, How Are You Today
27. Red Hot Chili Peppers – One Hot Minute
28. Counting Crows – Recovering The Satellites
29. 54-40 – Trusted By Millions
30. Porno For Pyros – Good God’s Urge
31. Blur – The Great Escape
32. Poe – Hello
33. The Cranberries – To The Faithful Departed
34. The Killjoys – Gimme Five
35. Kula Shaker – K
36. The Watchmen – Brand New Day
37. Better Than Ezra – Friction, Baby
38. Tool – Aenima
39. The Lemonheads – Car Button Cloth
40. The Doughboys – Turn Me On
41. Odds – Nest
42. Cracker – The Golden Age
43. Stabbing Westward – Wither Blister Burn & Peel
44. The Refreshments – Fizzy Fuzzy Big & Buzzy
45. The Presidents Of The United States Of America – II
46. Screaming Trees – Dust
47. Dishwalla – Pet Your Friends
48. Pulp – Different Class
49. Butthole Surfers – Electriclarryland
50. V/A – The Crow: City Of Angels Soundtrack
51. The Cure – Wild Mood Swings
52. V/A – Spirit Of The Edge, Vol. 2
53. Eels – Beautiful Freak
54. Pluto – Pluto
55. The Verve Pipe – Villains
56. Spacehog – Resident Alien
57. Goldfinger – Goldfinger
58. Sebadoh – Harmacy
59. 311 – 311
60. Cake – Fashion Nugget
61. Nada Surf – High/Low
62. Love & Rockets – Sweet F.A.
63. Rusty – Fluke
64. Sublime – Sublime
65. Social Distortion – White Light White Heat White Trash
66. Sponge – Wax Ecstatic
67. Cast – All Change
68. Catherine Wheel – Like Cats And Dogs
69. The Heads – No Talking Just Head
70. Republica – Republica
71. Ministry – Filth Pig
72. Jars Of Clay – Jars Of Clay
73. Local H – As Good As Dead
74. Suede – Coming Up
75. No Doubt – Tragic Kingdom
76. Slowburn – Slowburn
77. Lush – Lovelife
78. Limblifter – Limblifter
79. Reacharound – Who’s Tommy Cooper?
80. Ash – 1977
81. The Tea Party – Alhambra EP
82. Gin Blossoms – Congratulations I’m Sorry
83. Treble Charger – Self=Title
84. Paul Westerberg – Eventually
85. The Bluetones – Expecting To Fly
86. Black Grape – It’s Great When You’re Straight…Yeah!
87. Ruby – Salt Peter
88. Manic Street Preachers – Everything Must Go
89. Skinny Puppy – The Process
90. Soul Coughing – Irresistable Bliss
91. The Rheostatics – The Blue Hysteria
92. Cowboy Junkies – Lay It Down
93. Self – Subliminal Plastic Motives
94. Phish – Billy Breathes
95. Superdrag – Regretfully Yours
96. Tori Amos – Boys For Pele
97. Geggy Tah – Sacred Cow
98. Universal Honey – Earth Moon Transit
99. Electronic – Raise The Pressure
100. Ammonia – Mint 400
101. Salt – Auscultate
102. Starkicker – Beach Music
1998
1. Garbage – Version 2.0
2. Beastie Boys – Hello Nasty
3. Hole – Celebrity Skin
4. Pearl Jam – Yield
5. The Tragically Hip – Phantom Power
6. Marilyn Manson – Mechanical Animals
7. Smashing Pumpkins – Adore
8. Goo Goo Dolls – Dizzy Up The Girl
9. The Offspring – Americana
10. R.E.M. – Up
11. Creed – My Own Prison
12. Beck – Mutations
13. Days Of The New – Days Of The New
14. Lenny Kravitz – 5
15. Barenaked Ladies – Stunt
16. Big Wreck – In Loving Memory Of…
17. U2 – The Best Of 1980-1990 & B-Sides
18. Econoline Crush – The Devil You Know
19. Oasis – The Masterplan
20. Alanis Morissette – Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie
21. Monster Magnet – Powertrip
22. Sloan – Navy Blues
23. Fastball – All The Pain Money Can Buy
24. 54-40 – Since When
25. Stabbing Westward – Darkest Days
26. Matthew Good Band – Underdogs
27. Depeche Mode – The Singles 86-98
28. Rob Zombie – Hellbilly Deluxe
29. V/A – City Of Angels Soundtrack
30. Third Eye Blind – Third Eye Blind
31. Pearl Jam – Live On Two Legs
32. Big Sugar – Heated
33. Semisonic – Feeling Strangely Fine
34. Cake – Prolonging The Magic
35. Korn – Follow The Leader
36. Harvey Danger – Where Have All The Merrymakers Gone?
37. Eve 6 – Eve 6
38. Rammstein – Sehnsucht
39. V/A – Godzilla Soundtrack
40. Natalie Imbruglia – Left Of The Middle
41. Ben Folds Five – Whatever And Ever Amen
42. The Watchmen – Silent Radar
43. Fuel – Sunburn
44. Bif Naked – I Bificus
45. Jerry Cantrell – Boggy Depot
46. The Crystal Method – Vegas
47. The Flys – Holiday Man
48. David Usher – Little Songs
49. V/A – The X-Files: The Album
50. The Killjoys – Melos Modos
51. Soul Coughing – El Oso
52. Eagle Eye Cherry – Desireless
53. The Cardigans – Gran Turismo
54. Sheryl Crow – The Globe Sessions
55. Propellerheads – Decksanddrumsandrockandroll
56. V/A – Great Expectations Soundtrack
57. Better Than Ezra – How Does Your Garden Grow?
58. Rusty – Out Of Their Heads
59. Dave Matthews Band – Before These Crowded Streets
60. Girls Against Boys – Freak*on*ica
61. Cornershop – When I Was Born For The 7th Time
62. Shawn Mullins – Soul’s Core
63. Natalie Merchant – Ophelia
64. Emm Gryner – Public
65. New Radicals – Maybe You’ve Been Brainwashed Too
66. Placebo – Without You I’m Nothing
67. Black Lab – Your Body Above Me
68. Pulp – This Is Hardcore
69. Wild Strawberries – Quiver
70. PJ Harvey – Is This Desire?
71. Everlast – Whitey Ford Sings The Blues
72. Pluto – Shake Hands With The Future
73. Mono – Formica Blues
74. The Miller Stain Limit – Radiate
75. V/A – Lilith Fair: A Celebration Of Women In Music
76. The New Meanies – Three Seeds
77. Orgy – Candyass
78. Scott Weiland – 12 Bar Blues
79. Feeder – Polythene
80. V/A – 1998 Edge 102 New Rock Search
81. Tori Amos – From The Choirgirl Hotel
82. God Lives Underwater – Life In The So-Called Space Age
83. Neil Finn – Try Whistling This
84. Athenaeum – Radiance
85. Esthero – Breath From Another
86. Local H – Pack Up The Cats
87. Portishead – Portishead
88. Melanie Doane – Adam’s Rib
89. Finley Quaye – Maverick A Strike
90. Joydrop – Metasexual
91. Soul Asylum – Candy From A Stranger
92. Hayden – The Closer I Get
93. Ian Brown – Unfinished Monkey Business
94. Seven Mary Three – Orange Ave.
95. Pure – Feverish
96. The Urge – Master Of Styles
97. Dishwalla – And You Think You Know What Life’s About
98. Cowboy Junkies – Miles From Our Home
99. Spacehog – The Chinese Album
100. K’s Choice – Cocoon Crash
101. Sprung Monkey – Mr. Funny Face
102. Grant Lee Buffalo – Jubilee
1999
1. Limp Bizkit – Significant Other
2. Red Hot Chili Peppers – Californication
3. Nine Inch Nails – The Fragile
4. Korn – Issues
5. The Tea Party – Triptych
6. Fatboy Slim – You’ve Come A Long Way, Baby
7. Foo Fighters – There Is Nothing Left To Lose
8. Rage Against The Machine – The Battle Of Los Angeles
9. Bush – The Science Of Things
10. Matthew Good Band – Beautiful Midnight
11. Live – The Distance To Here
12. Our Lady Peace – Happiness…Is Not A Fish That You Can Catch
13. Kid Rock – Devil Without A Cause
14. V/A – No Boundaries
15. Chris Cornell – Euphoria Morning
16. Beck – Midnite Vultures
17. Sugar Ray – 14:59
18. Creed – Human Clay
19. Sloan – Between The Bridges
20. The Chemical Brothers – Surrender
21. Blink 182 – Enema Of The State
22. I Mother Earth – Blue Green Orange
23. The Offspring – Americana
24. Smash Mouth – Astro Lounge
25. Stone Temple Pilots – No. 4
26. Beastie Boys – Beastie Boys Anthology: The Sounds Of Science
27. Lenny Kravitz – 5 (1999 Re-Issue)
28. Lit – A Place In The Sun
29. Days Of The New – Days Of The New (2)
30. Moist – Mercedes Five And Dime
31. Filter – Title Of Record
32. Serial Joe – Face Down
33. Silverchair – Neon Ballroom
34. Edwin – Another Spin Around The Sun
35. Godsmack – Godsmack
36. Tal Bachman – Tal Bachman
37. Collective Soul – Dosage
38. Manic Street Preachers – This Is My Truth Tell Me Yours
39. Big Sugar – Heated
40. The Cranberries – Bury The Hatchet
41. Marcy Playground – Shapeshifter
42. See Spot Run – Weightless
43. Oleander – February Son
44. Powerman 5000 – Tonight The Stars Revolt
45. Cake – Prolonging The Magic
46. Moby – Play
47. Sloan – 4 Nights At The Palais Royale
48. Alice In Chains – Music Bank (Box Set)
49. Len – You Can’t Beat The Bum Rush
50. Ben Folds Five – The Unauthorized Biography Of Reinhold Messner
51. Kula Shaker – Peasants, Pigs & Astronauts
52. Metallica – S&M
53. Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals – Burn To Shine
54. Finger Eleven – Tip
55. Citizen King – Mobile Estates
56. Sarah McLachlan – Mirrorball
57. Everlast – Today EP
58. Blur – 13
59. Nickelback – The State
60. Marilyn Manson – The Last Tour On Earth
61. 311 – Soundsystem
62. Fear Factory – Obsolete
63. Lo Fidelity Allstars – How To Operate With A Blown Mind
64. Bif Naked – I Bificus
65. Sevendust – Home
66. Counting Crows – This Desert Life
67. Dunk – Time To Fly
68. Suede – Head Music
69. 54-40 – Heavy Mellow
70. Matthew Sweet – In Reverse
71. Mike Ness – Cheating At Solitaire
72. Thrush Hermit – Clayton Park
73. The Living End – The Living End
74. Staind – Dysfunction
75. By Divine Right – Bless This Mess
76. Tori Amos – To Venus And Back
77. Tin Star – The Thrill Kisser
78. Unwritten Law – Unwritten Law
79. Holly McNarland – Live Stuff
80. Jimmy’s Chicken Shack – Bring Your Own Stereo
81. Soul Coughing – El Oso
82. Gob – How Far Shallow Takes You
83. Third Eye Blind – Blue
84. David Bowie – Hours
85. Scratching Post – Destruction Of The Universe
86. Fun Lovin’ Criminals – 100% Colombian
87. V/A – Edgefest 99
88. The Marvelous Three – Hey! Album
89. Fiona Apple – When The Pawn…
90. Ron Hawkins & The Rusty Nails – Greasing The Star Machine
91. V/A – Woodstock 99
92. Danko Jones – My Love Is Bold
93. Stroke 9 – Nasty Little Thoughts
94. DDT – Urban Observer
95. Blinker The Star – August Everywhere
96. The Flashing Lights – Where The Change Is
97. Crash Test Dummies – Give Yourself A Hand
98. Luscious Jackson – Electric Honey
99. Bare Jr. – Boo-tay
100. Danger Man – Danger Man
101. Tricky Woo – Sometimes I Cry
102. Tonic – Sugar
2000
1. Radiohead – Kid A
2. Limp Bizkit – Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavoured Water
3. U2 – All That You Can’t Leave Behind
4. Green Day – Warning
5. Incubus – Make Yourself
6. Blink 182 – Enema Of The State
7. Treble Charger – Wide Awake Bored
8. 3 Doors Down – The Better Life
9. The Tea Party – Tangents: The Tea Party Collection
10. V/A – Mission: Impossible 2 Soundtrack
11. Papa Roach – Infest
12. The Tragically Hip – Music @ Work
13. Moby – Play
14. Deftones – White Pony
15. Our Lady Peace – Spiritual Machines
16. Red Hot Chili Peppers – Californication
17. Barenaked Ladies – Maroon
18. The Offspring – Conspiracy Of One
19. Matthew Good Band – Beautiful Midnight
20. Pearl Jam – Binaural
21. A Perfect Circle – Nom De Mers
22. Creed – Human Clay
23. Headstones – Nickels For Your Nightmares
24. Smashing Pumpkins – Machina: The Machines Of God
25. Marilyn Manson – Holy Wood: In The Shadow Of The Valley Of Death
26. Rage Against The Machine – The Battle Of Los Angeles
27. Blink 182 – The Mark, Tom & Travis Show
28. Stereophonics – Performance & Cocktails
29. Nickelback – The State
30. Oasis – Standing On The Shoulder Of Giants
31. Korn – Issues
32. Godsmack – Awake
33. V/A – Family Values Tour ’99
34. Stone Temple Pilots – No. 4
35. Econoline Crush – You Don’t Know What It’s Like EP
36. The Tea Party – Triptych
37. Rage Against The Machine – Renegades
38. Collective Soul – Blender
39. Orgy – Vapor Transmissions
40. Our Lady Peace – Happiness…Is Not A Fish You Can Catch
41. Pearl Jam – The Bootleg Collection (25 CDs)
42. Goldfinger – Stomping Ground
43. Foo Fighters – There Is Nothing Left To Lose
44. Fuel – Something Like Human
45. Travis – The Man Who
46. Richard Ashcroft – Alone With Everybody
47. Finger Eleven – The Greyest Of Blue Skies
48. Everclear – Songs From An American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How To Smile
49. The Dandy Warhols – Thirteen Tales From Urban Bohemia
50. Catherine Wheel – Wishville
51. Serial Joe – Serial Joe
52. Godsmack – Godsmack
53. Sum 41 – Half Hour Of Power
54. Coldplay – Parachutes
55. Everlast – Eat At Whitey’s
56. Gob – The World According To Gob
57. Nine Inch Nails – Things Falling Apart
58. 54-40 – Casual Viewin’
59. (Hed) Planet Earth – Broke
60. Edwin – Another Spin Around The Sun
61. Eve 6 – Horrorscope
62. Kid Rock – The History Of Rock
63. Oasis – Familiar To Millions
64. Slipknot – Slipknot
65. The Mighty Mighty Bosstones – Pay Attention
66. The Wallflowers – Breach
67. Everclear – Songs From An American Movie, Vol. 2: Good Time For A Bad Attitude
68. Limblifter – Bellaclava
69. Disturbed – The Sickness
70. V/A – The Million Dollar Hotel Soundtrack
71. Kittie – Spit
72. Supergrass – Supergrass
73. Ron Hawkins & The Rusty Nails – Crackstatic
74. No Doubt – Return Of Saturn
75. Lenny Kravitz – Greatest Hits
76. Rancid – Rancid
77. Smashing Pumpkins – Machina 2: Friends & Enemies Of Modern Music
78. Wheatus – Wheatus
79. Linkin Park – Hybrid Theory
80. Vertical Horizon – Everything You Want
81. Clark Nova – Host
82. MxPx – The Everpassing Moment
83. Queens Of The Stone Age – Rated R
84. Zuckerbaby – Platinum Again
85. The Cure – Bloodflowers
86. SR-71 – Now You See Inside
87. The Bloodhound Gang – Hooray For Boobies
88. King Cobb Steelie – Mayday
89. Cypress Hill – Skull & Bones
90. Good Charlotte – Good Charlotte
91. Starling – Sustainer
92. Dynamite Hack – Superfast
93. The Suicide Machines – The Suicide Machines
94. Bif Naked – 5 Songs & A Poem
95. BT – Movements In Still Life
96. Jet Set Satellite – Blueprint
97. Vast – Music For People
98. The Special Guests – <First Album>
99. Apollo 440 – Gettin’ High Off Your Own Supply
100. Euphoria – Euphoria
101. Wild Strawberries – Twist
102. NOFX – Pump Up The Valium
Dennis Earl
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Thursday, April 27, 2006
1:27 a.m.
Farewell To The Centre Mall Cinemas
This is a tribute to a multiplex. For much of my life, I have watched movies. I’ve tried to dissect them, to understand them, to enjoy them, to appreciate them, to think of ways of making them better. It is a lifelong love affair.
Today, I screen most movies on DVD. Back when I was a teenager looking for something to replace the void that professional wrestling left behind (I’m not kidding about that), I was an avid moviegoer. Back then, I rented tapes occasionally and went to the theatre, with some exceptions, every week, mostly alone, sometimes with pals. Now, I almost never go to the movies, I occasionally rent DVDs but mostly borrow DVDs from the public library. (They have a much bigger selection than your local video store.)
In 2001 it was announced that the Centre Mall Cinemas, a place I frequented so often it became my second home, shut down its doors for good. During my teen years I screened more movies here than in any other cinema. When the announcement was made that fall I was flooded with nostalgia. I thought it would be a good idea to write a loving eulogy to the place and submit it to the Forum page of The Hamilton Spectator. Sadly, it was never published.
I had written 3 drafts, the final of which is presented here for the first time. I have so many memories of that time in my life that I couldn’t fit them all into this piece. Not mentioned in the article: the time I was hit on and picked up by a couple of teenage girls while waiting to screen the second Mannequin movie only to have them ditch me and move on to other guys in the theatre (they were annoying the hell out of the usher working that night and if memory serves, they may have gotten kicked out before the movie began); being kicked out of Bad Moon, a little-seen 1996 horror movie I tried to sneak in and see, even though I was the only one in the theatre (no one paid to see it that night); being thanked by a nice older guy in the bathroom after I recommended he see Primal Fear which he and his wife enjoyed.
After the Centre Mall Cinemas closed, the location was renovated into a bingo hall which closed some time last year. The building was demolished earlier in 2006 and rumours are running rampant about what’s going to happen to the space. No one knows for sure. When it gets rebuilt in the near future, it will either be some kind of discount grocery outlet or an expansion of the longstanding Canadian Tire. Whatever happens, it won’t replace the many memories I have of the multiplex that once thrived in that very spot.
FAREWELL TO THE CENTRE MALL CINEMAS
By Dennis Earl
When I heard the news for the first time, I wasn’t exactly surprised. In fact, looking back, I’m amazed it took so long to get official confirmation. The Centre Mall Cinemas are no more. It screened its last batch of films on the last Sunday in October 2001. The location has since been renovated into a bingo hall. How sad.
All my life, I’ve been a movie fan, but never more so than in the last 12 years. As I became a teenager, little did I know that I would be going to the movies far more often than I did as a young child. Although my parents took me to see all the family films and the big blockbusters like the Star Wars sequels and Raiders Of The Lost Ark, that didn’t amount to many trips to the theatre.
By the 1990s, the mulitplex was king and sure enough, because of its close proximity to me, I made many a trip to the Centre Mall Cinemas.
From its opening on Barton Street in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada in January 1969 to May 1986, there were only 2 cinemas there, Cinema West and Cinema East, each 700 seaters. My parents took me to see The Jazz Singer there in 1980. I was 5 at the time. I remember before the film started I was scolding a fat kid for eating popcorn. I was allergic to it and of course, was jealous of anyone who could digest that crap. “Mommy! Do you see what he’s eating? Junk food!” I scolded over and over again until my folks told me to pipe down.
Then, they added 6 more theatres in the spring of 1986, which were, naturally, much smaller. It was a great way to bring in more business by offering 8 titles instead of 2, sometimes even more than that. I saw The Karate Kid, Part II twice that year. And throughout the remainder of the decade, I would also see films like The Princess Bride, The Abyss and Great Balls Of Fire among others.
When Cineplex Odeon announced that it was being sold to the Onyx Corporation and would be filing for bankruptcy protection resulting in the closing of some of their theatres, I figured the Centre Mall Cinemas would be on its way out. And sure enough, in the fall of 2001, it was announced that its lease wouldn’t be renewed. It’s a shame, really. I have so many memories of that place. I’ve seen movies in all 8 cinemas hundreds of times, with friends, family and even by myself, most of which I screened in the 1990s when I was writing movie reviews for Delta Secondary’s newspaper, the Omnia, and newsletter, the Om-Lette, and later on for The Satellite, Mohawk College’s weekly publication.
I remember the time the fire alarm went off during an afternoon screening of The Super (1991). The Joe Pesci comedy wasn’t working for me when all of a sudden a loud ding ding ding went off. The usher quickly came down the aisle and told us to wait by the exit down at the left hand corner of theatre 7. The movie kept playing for a few more minutes until the projectionist stopped it.
I remember it was raining that day. Someone opened the door and we waited until the usher came back and gave us further instructions. When he did, he told us to have our tickets ready to re-enter the theatre in order to see the rest of the movie. Most people left for good. They hated the movie that much. When I went around to the front entrance, I dug my crumbled ticket out of my shoe, (because my psychedelic fishbone shorts had no pockets) showed it to the usher and was back inside. (I only kept it in my shoe when I wore shorts with no pockets or I was planning to see a different movie. Wink wink.)
In the end the fire was minor at best. Some popcorn mishap. No real damage at all. And the rest of The Super was no better than the earlier scenes.
I remember a fight broke out during a screening of Priest (1995). All of a sudden, the entire first row got up, most of them trying to break up a loud, verbal disagreement between 2 guys who were starting to throw punches at each other. An usher came down and escorted the entire row out of the building. Someone yelled, “Shut up! I’m trying to watch the movie!” The rest of the screening went off without further disruption. I’m glad because the movie was one of 95’s best.
I used to sneak into R rated films long before I was 18.
In the summer of 1990, I was only 15 but I wanted to see Die Hard 2 in the worst way. I saw the first one on video numerous times and couldn’t wait to see the sequel on the big screen. I went down to the mall on an afternoon in July. My plan was to pay for Ghost Dad, the Bill Cosby comedy which I had already seen, put up with that for a half hour (since it started 30 minutes before Die Hard 2 began) and then sneak in without being seen and watch the movie I wanted to see in the first place. My plan worked seamlessly until the 90 minute mark of the movie when the usher spotted me.
He came in the wrong side. He entered from the right, I was seated on the left. As he noticed me and made his way around, I moved past a guy who was sitting in my row so I would be on the right while the usher entered the opposite side. I was hoping to do this until he got frustrated but the guy in my row got fed up and told me to face the music. The usher returned me to Ghost Dad which was just starting up again in theatre 2. Oh joy. When he left, I waited a few minutes before returning to good ol’ theatre 3 to watch the rest of the movie. Just as they were about to land some of the planes at Dulles Airport, after John McClane wiped out the terrorists, the usher returned and I left the theatre and went on home. I loved the movie. It went on my top 10 list that year, the first such list I ever made.
A month before my 18th birthday, after I saw the very funny Hot Shots: Part Deux, I bumped into 3 friends from high school who were waiting in line to see Cliffhanger in theatre 7. I was planning to see Sidekicks next with Chuck Norris when they asked me to join them. I was worried I would get caught. But they reassured me that the usher wouldn’t even check. Sure enough, he didn’t. The Centre Mall ushers were notorious for rarely checking tickets. I rarely got caught. But early on in the movie, I was freaked.
During the opening sequence where Sylvester Stallone tries to rescue a woman mountain climber, the sound mysteriously disappeared and the lights came on. Oh God, I thought. They know I’m not 18! Thankfully, I was mistaken. The usher came down and told one of the patrons they had a phone call. I remember when he finished talking another audience member asked in a loud voice, “Could you please rewind the movie?” His request went unheard. The lights went down again, the sound was restored and there were no further interruptions.
The Centre Mall Cinemas were my life from 1990 to early 1997. I saw almost everything that was there from Back To The Future Part III to Star Wars: Special Edition. I snuck into R-rated movies, PG movies, AA (Adult Accompaniment, the Canadian equivalent of the American PG-13) movies and even family films. I rarely got caught. I always felt their admission prices were way too high for a teenager, even when they briefly offered a 6 dollar youth rate, and so after seeing one film, the one I paid for, I would see something else. In between screenings, I would hide in a stall in the bathroom (not the most pleasant place to hang out) until the second film was almost ready to begin. I saw a lot of double features that way. It was great.
Also, there was this unwritten policy that said that if you were 14 you had to pay adult admission which for a while was 7.50 then became 8 dollars and eventually, an absurd 8.50, before going down to 6.99. (Matinee admissions were slightly cheaper, usually between 4 and 5 dollars.) My buddies and I always tried to pay the child’s rate of 4 dollars. By the time my voice changed at age 15, I only had a few more months left before they caught on to me and charged me the right admission.
During the 90s, I remember the busiest nights of the place were Tuesday nights (Half Price Tuesdays, now just a discounted night), Friday nights (when new movies opened), and most especially Saturday and Sunday evenings. In 1990, they had routinely sold out showings of Dances With Wolves which played from November that year to either the spring or summer of 1991. Matinees were packed for Home Alone that year, also. Every once in a while, a movie would play there for ages like The Silence Of The Lambs, the above mentioned blockbusters, Titanic, the Special Editions of the Star Wars Trilogy or more recently Traffic, Cast Away and American Pie 2. But during my final trips there, I noticed that attendance had been down, WAY down. When I went to see Hannibal on a cold Saturday afternoon in February 2001, there were maybe 50 to 70 people there. This was opening weekend. This is a movie that made 200 million dollars in North American cinemas. And yet, in good ol’ theatre 7, one of the two original 700 seat auditoriums, most seats were empty.
So, what happened? Why did it close down? Why wasn’t it renovated more extensively? I noticed some of the screens in the smaller theatres were showing their age. There were very noticeable holes, something I never saw a decade earlier. The floors were extremely sticky from all the spilt pop, chewed gum and god knows what else that landed on them throughout the decades. Ripped chairs, the old purple grey designs, this place never aged in its last 15 years.
Well, the real problem is what they exhibited and what they didn’t. For much of the 90s, Cineplex Odeon and Famous Players did something smart. They divided up which movies they would screen by choosing distributors. Famous Players only played movies released by Paramount, MGM, United Artists, C/FP Distribution (Canadian indie), Warner Bros., Tri-Star, and Disney (which included Touchstone and Hollywood Pictures).
Cineplex Odeon exhibited films from The Samuel Goldwyn Company, Savoy (now defunct), Gramercy, Malo, Miramax, Universal, 20th Century Fox, Columbia, Sony Picture Classics, and of course, Cineplex Odeon Films. Occasionally, a movie that just left a Famous Players theatre would briefly play at an Odeon multiplex. For example, in 1990, I remember Pretty Woman and Days Of Thunder played at the Centre Mall after being exhibited at Famous Players theatres. In 1991, What About Bob? came to the Mall after a good run at Jackson Square, the 6-screen downtown multiplex. Addams Family Values and The Three Musketeers went through a similar routine in the fall of 1993. But this was rare.
Sometime in 1997 or 1998, the rules changed. Movies that would play on Odeon screens could also be played on Famous Players screens at the same time. And as a result, the number of titles coming into Hamilton theatres were dropping. The Centre Mall was once very good at getting some of the important, smaller films like Hearts Of Darkness: A Filmmaker’s Apocalypse, the 1991 documentary about the making of Apocalypse Now, The Grifters (1990), Wild At Heart (1990), Homicide (1991), a David Mamet film featuring a then-unknown William H. Macy and countless others. When 2000 came around, I was looking forward to seeing new documentaries like Beyond The Mat and The Filth And The Fury. They never came here. Almost Famous played at the newer Upper James cinemas on Hamilton Mountain, but not the Centre Mall. And there are many other examples too numerous to mention here.
When Cineplex needlessly expanded in the late 90s, it was inevitable that this plan would backfire big time. Odeon and Famous Players were not offering many alternatives. As far as Hamilton is concerned, without the Broadway Cinema, a downtown repertory theatre which closed in the summer of 1998, there is no independent cinema around to exhibit the smaller films that the big chains refuse to exhibit locally.
Theatre closings are becoming freakishly common here. We’ve lost the discounted 4-screen Lime Ridge Mall cinemas, another Hamilton Mountain multiplex. The aforementioned art house, Broadway, plus Fiesta Mall in nearby Stoney Creek, Ontario in 2000. (This doesn’t include all the old 1-screen theatres that have all but disappeared throughout the last 2 decades. Most of these abandoned buildings were renovated into carpet stores, night clubs, even live theatre venues.) I’ve been to all those places and I miss them all. All we have left are Jackson Square, the remaining Burlington, Ontario cinemas, Silvercity in Ancaster, Ontario (an over-priced, big ass multiplex) and the Westdale theatre in Westdale, Ontario, currently the oldest and sole single screen auditorium in my area.
I will miss the Centre Mall Cinemas more because I was there more often than at any other cinema. It was within walking distance from my house. I never had to pay 4 dollars in bus fare to get there and back. On a hot day, I could get cool there. On a cold day, I always found warmth. And I could see late shows and run home in a flash. No problem. And the movies. God, I saw so many great movies there. Schindler’s List, A River Runs Through It, American Beauty, Mr. Saturday Night, Die Hard 2, Awakenings, Trainspotting, Jurassic Park, and countless others. I also saw horrible films like Weekend At Bernie’s 2, Car 54 Where Are You? and many more I’ve since forgotten.
Much of my teenage life was spent in that place. I developed opinions there, a sense of taste, and a true appreciation for film. Those experiences have shaped me, given me hope and plenty of time to dream. It’s too bad. Things were going so well for that place. Then, Cineplex got greedy.
So long, Centre Mall Cinemas. You will be missed.