In Just Cause, Sean Connery plays an elderly law professor who hasn’t tried a case in 25 years. A fierce opponent of the death penalty, he’s much happier in the classroom than the courtroom.
After he smokes colleague George Plimpton in a brief, entertaining debate on the subject during a college event in Boston he’s approached by a desperate Ruby Dee. Her grandson, Blair Underwood, is on death row for the rape and murder of an 11-year-old girl down in Florida. She gives him a letter he wrote. He says he’ll read it later. She insists he look at it now.
She’s convinced he’s been railroaded because of racism and police brutality. Predictably, he turns her down. If he changes his mind, she’ll be at the bus station in a few hours waiting to go see another respected law professor in New Jersey.
Inevitably, Connery will indeed stop her before she leaves Boston. That’s because his much younger wife Kate Capshaw, a former lawyer herself now trying to help juvenile delinquents, insists on looking into the case. We find out why much later on.
Eight years ago, Underwood was taken in custody by a redneck cop who then proceeded to beat him during an interrogation. His superior, Laurence Fishburne, then forced a confession out of him by improbably employing a technique famously used in The Deer Hunter. It takes quite a while before we realize why. This whole sequence feels more cartoonish than brutal.
Upon visiting him in prison, Connery is immediately suspicious. After Underwood pretends to act ignorant before revealing his highly educated self, the professor asks him point blank, “What’s your game?”
Unfortunately, Connery’s justifiable scepticism fades rather quickly as Underwood recounts his 22-hour ordeal in police custody, already covered in his letter. No nourishment, no liquid refreshment, no lawyer, no permission to use the bathroom. Connery is shocked that the cop that forced him to cop is Black himself.
When Connery meets Fishburne, his redneck partner, and later Ned Beatty, the shoddy lawyer who gave Underwood a pitiful defense, and the coroner, his doubts about Underwood’s guilt grow. There’s no evidence of rape, no murder weapon, no DNA, no physical evidence whatsoever. Beyond the forced confession, all the police have on Underwood is that his car was spotted outside the school where the young girl was snatched.
Then, Connery encounters Ed Harris, a genuinely scary death row inmate who Underwood claims is the real killer. Harris is basically another Hannibal Lecter, whip-smart and depraved, a master of manipulation who hooks the foolish Connery right from the start, but with one notable exception. Whereas the most famous character from The Silence Of The Lambs was always calmly in control, the super religious, compulsively artistic Harris has sudden, loud outbursts of rage.
Harris gives Connery an important clue which eventually leads to the discovery of the murder weapon, a knife. The fact that the police and dozens of volunteers could not find it in 1986 when it wasn’t exactly cleverly hidden is embarrassing and puzzling. They just weren’t thorough enough which feels highly unlikely.
Harris likes to write the families of the victims he tortured describing his long list of crimes and sure enough, Connery conveniently spots a letter to the parents of the 11-year-old murder victim. When it’s read out loud in court in front of them during an appellate hearing, it does what it’s supposed to do.
But the movie has only been running for an hour which can only mean one thing.
I missed Just Cause during its modest theatrical run in early 1995 and never found time to catch it on video later that year. Now that I’ve finally seen it more than 20 years later, I have a lot of problems with it.
Let’s start with Fishburne’s character, the shady cop who profiled Underwood based on next-to-no evidence and a pure hatred of his leading man looks. His consistent hostility towards Connery makes him highly suspicious for a while which turns out to be an annoying red herring.
When Connery visits him at his house, he discovers that the murder victim was friends with his now adult daughter who wants to become a lawyer herself. (Fishburne later admits the white girl was like a daughter to him.) He spots a framed picture of them as kids in the living room. That’s a pretty big ol’ conflict there. How was Fishburne allowed to lead the investigation without raising any red flags? Why no demands for recusal?
Also, without coming right out and saying it, once all is eventually and predictably revealed, it’s as though the film is trying to belatedly justify Fishburne’s unlawful treatment of Underwood which isn’t exactly discredited. Fishburne may downplay the violence but he doesn’t outright deny it, either. By the end of the movie, this is all magically disappeared. How can he say he can sleep well at night with a straight face?
Then, there’s Kate Capshaw’s involvement in Underwood’s history. It turns out he’s been arrested before. Capshaw was able to get him locked up for an extra day so she could quickly attempt to strengthen her case. But she couldn’t so he was freed. That’s a pretty big secret to keep from your dopey husband who couldn’t bother to investigate this himself. I mean how do you not think to do a criminal history search?
Besides the huge age gap, the Capshaw/Connery pairing is awkward. (A young Scarlett Johanssen plays their daughter.) When we first meet her, we find out a troubled teen she’s been trying to help punched her in the face. Connery asks her how she explained this to the judge since she’s trying to get the kid into some rehab program and she claims she said her husband beat her. Is this supposed to be a terrible inside reference to Connery’s infamous Playboy interview where he seemed to justify domestic violence? Horrible.
And what about the moment where it looks like he headbutts her as they embrace? That’s just weird.
Blair Underwood’s a fine actor but the absolute wrong guy to play the central figure in this story. From the beginning, his character is not very warm or trustworthy and once we know exactly what’s going on, it’s just not believable. The inevitable heel turn doesn’t pay off.
Despite Harris’ effective performance as the malicious child minister, his motivations are questionable, as well. I mean what does he care about Underwood’s dilemma? He’s gonna die anyway. Is he looking for some kind of twisted redemption or something? It makes no sense. Also, what’s the story with his parents?
And what the hell happened to Ruby Dee? After Connery meets with her at the bus station following their impromptu meeting in the college auditorium, we never see her again. Why?
Just Cause never hooks us with its convoluted, overly twisty story because we’ve seen it many times before and it lacks absolute conviction. Connery’s character is remarkably naïve for an experienced law professor. His bullshit detector malfunctions constantly.
There’s a strange scene where his car gets vandalized and as he’s looking inside the front seat he gets mysteriously whacked in the head with a baseball bat. Is that supposed to explain his stupidity?
Dennis Earl
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Wednesday, January 31, 2018
5:17 p.m.
What Happened To The Best Of OMD CD I Ordered From Amazon.ca?
For the last three Christmases, a good friend of mine has given me an Amazon gift card. In order to redeem it you have to have an active account. Since my old one was apparently discontinued (probably because of a defunct email address and years of inactivity), I had to start a new one. (I should clarify that my parents were the ones who used the old one and not very often, at that.)
No problem. It takes two seconds to sign up. Adding a gift card balance is just as quick and simple.
After searching Amazon.ca for music long coveted on my CD wishlist, I was able to spot some elusive titles I had been unable to nab at local record shops for years.
Back in early 2016, you only needed to purchase $25 worth of merch to get the free shipping & handling deal. So, I bought a couple of titles right away. And then, when I discovered they accept a Visa debit card, I was able to buy two more later on in order to use up the rest of the balance, also with free shipping. Anything over my limit would be withdrawn from my seriously depleted account. (Hey, experienced blogger looking to get paid over here. Offers welcomed. Send email or a DM.)
Just a few days after ordering, all my requested items showed up at my house. Fantastic.
The following Christmas, Amazon.ca jacked up its free shipping & handling minimum to $35, so I ordered everything I wanted in one shot. All my requested CDs showed up relatively quickly although my Matthew Sweet hits compilation could not be opened without breaking the case. I don’t know how it got so stuck but once my dad got it open, I discovered the liner notes, the back cover and the disc were in perfect shape. Thankfully, I had a spare case to replace the broken one.
That brings us to December 27th of last year. Three days earlier, my friend once again generously gave me an Amazon gift card. I ordered 4 CDs. Two arrived on January 2 while another showed up the following day. The fourth, The Best Of OMD, was scheduled to be delivered on January 4.
It never arrived.
So I vented in a tweet on Twitter which was spotted by the helpful folks who run the Amazon Help account. They asked me if I had been sent an email about this. Sure enough, in my in-box, was this notification:
“We recently learned that we may miss your delivery promise for your Amazon.ca Order…and apologize for the inconvenience. You’ll still receive the item and you can track the status of or make any changes to your order under Your Orders on Amazon.ca…”
When the disc didn’t arrive on January 5, I was told by the Amazon Help folks to sign in to my account and talk to someone with direct access to my order. It took a few tries but I got on the live chat there. I was told the following:
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I was then informed that I would receive a $5 “courtesy credit” that will go towards my next purchase. And also this:
“I have requested a redelivery of your order on priority. The maximum time carrier would require is till Monday.”
To make sure I understood completely, I replied, “
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It didn’t arrive on Monday.
After trying for over an hour to get back to the live chat (I later got an email from an Amazon rep who had seen me sign in even though I couldn’t see anything on my end), I gave up and wrote an email. Just before bed late last night, I received an apologetic message from a different rep:
“As the estimated delivery date is already passed at this point, we can only presume that the package was lost during shipping. I sincerely apologize for the incorrect update.”
I was to receive a full refund for my order (which was confirmed today). They couldn’t replace the disc because The Best Of OMD was only sold through MegaHitRecords Canada (a third party) and not through Amazon.ca. (They only “fulfilled” the order.) I could always try again and re-order the CD (Ha!) or if the original disc magically appeared out of nowhere one day, I could let them know and just pay for the damn thing. I could also refuse it (why would I do that when I want it?) and have it returned.
At any event, while I appreciate the credit, the restored portion of the gift card balance and all the apologies, I still would like to know what the fuck happened to this CD. Because there is a Canada Post tracking number for the delivery, you can also track its progress on their site. But much like Amazon, there’s no further update beyond December 28.
According to Canada Post, “The shipper [MegaHitRecords Canada] has created a shipping label for this item and has sent us electronic information.”
That’s followed by this alarming notice:
“If no additional updates are showing in Track, it means we have not yet received the item. We will track the item once we receive it.”
Wait. Canada Post didn’t acquire my ordered disc? (They only got the label to put on it?) Then, where the fuck is it?
I’ve sent a message to MegaHitRecords Canada and hopefully they’ll have some answers for me soon. (I’ll update if I hear anything back.) What’s so puzzling about all of this is that 2 of the other 3 discs I ordered that did arrive as scheduled were also fulfilled by Amazon through other 3rd-party sellers with zero difficulties.
Furthermore, MHR has a 99% approval rating on Amazon. One pleased commenter wrote yesterday, “fast delivery all good!”
Don’t tell Bernie but I’m part of the 1%.
Dennis Earl
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Tuesday, January 9, 2018
6:55 p.m.
UPDATE: MegaHitRecords Canada responded yesterday apologizing for the undelivered CD but didn’t provide an explanation for why this happened in the first place. (It remains a baffling mystery.) I was told it was Amazon’s problem now since they fulfilled the order.
Originally, I was going to wait things out and see if the CD would actually show up within the next few business days. After all, my most recent Internet bill was late. Usually, I get it about a week or so before the payment is due. Instead, it arrived on January 2nd, two days after the due date. (I paid it immediately.)
But after thinking about it and discovering there was only one copy left of The Best Of OMD on Amazon (which is now curiously sold directly through them, not MHR Canada as before), I broke down and decided to buy it. Thanks to that $5 credit I received and another helpful Amazon rep who made sure I still got the free shipping, I used my gift card refund to pay for it. Now I should still have close to 4 dollars left on it (right now it’s zero) but at this point, all I care about is finally getting this goddamn CD in the mail. I got the two-day shipping so it should be here on Monday. Here’s hoping.
Dennis Earl
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Friday, January 12, 2018
1:16 a.m.
UPDATE 2: Great news! The second copy of The Best Of OMD CD I ordered arrived earlier this afternoon at my front door. I am so relieved. Many thanks to Amazon’s excellent customer service and all the folks running the @AmazonHelp Twitter account for all their assistance. As for what happened to the original copy I ordered, it looks like it will forever remain missing.
Dennis Earl
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Saturday, January 13, 2018
4:54 p.m.