He played a lot of villains in his career but Jack The Ripper is probably the closest Klaus Kinski ever came to playing himself on screen. I mean it’s obvious why he even took on the role. And no, it’s not because the screenplay is brilliant.
Released in North America in 1979 (it was made in Switzerland three years prior), it is a heavily fictionalized account of the notorious UK murderer. The identity of the real-life Jack The Ripper, who was never apprehended for his heinous crimes, remains unknown. While both incarnations had a predilection for assaulting sex workers, only the movie version ends up getting caught. What’s ridiculous is how long this takes.
For you see, Kinski has a very distinctive look. He instantly stands out with his blond hair, intense glare and full lips. Oddly, he resembles Pepe The Frog. There’s a scene where a witness describes his appearance to a police sketch artist and well, it might not be the most extraordinary drawing ever put to paper but it looks exactly like Kinski. It can’t be anyone else.
That scene, however, comes at the halfway point of the film after Kinski has already racked up more murders. Why does this distinguished doctor, highly attentive to his patients during the day and constantly mothered by his very lenient landlord, go out hunting for vulnerable prey at night?
We eventually learn he has mommy issues. Apparently, she was polyamorous and believe it or not, Kinski has always been jealous of that. Yep, he’s a real creepo. While laying in bed tortured by all of this, he hallucinates about her in her youth as she teases him in her slutty can-can outfit urging him to go find her. Basically, the victims he selects are living substitutes but only one really matches her description.
Because this is an exploitative thriller, the women have their clothes ripped off so we can see all their bits as they get assaulted. Disturbingly, the movie clearly wants us to be as sexually aroused as the killer. (I’m not Bill Cosby, assholes.) But what’s weird about the rapes is that the women are the only naked ones. Because he keeps his pants on, it looks like he’s dry humping them. Perhaps we should be thankful this isn’t more realistic.
After assaulting them, he cuts up their parts including their breasts. Again, it’s probably a relief that the make-up designs are so awful which thankfully deadens the effect. There’s no hiding that fake-looking dummy. Nip/Tuck, this isn’t.
With the assistance of a mysteriously loyal woman who has a noticeable scar on the right side of her face (I have so many questions), the discarded parts are placed in a large sack and then dumped in the Thames river. (Opening it up to discover an eye is curiously not a dealbreaker for her.) A sliced hand with a ring on it (you sure that’s not from a department store mannequin?) is later discovered by a local fisherman who harasses the woman with the scar. Kinski is his personal physician. (There’s an effective shot of the doctor forcefully removing the source of his leg pain without anesthetic.) When he puts two and two together, he makes an obvious misstep. Never blackmail a murderer.
The local police inspector starts interviewing witnesses shortly after the first killing. Besides the sex worker who provides an accurate physical description after additional slayings, the only other helpful one is a blind man with an impeccable sense of smell. That should immediately lead the police to a local botanical garden that Kinski uses as a hideout for the dismembering of his dead victims or the inside of his apartment building where he see patients at his practice. But it takes the inspector’s estranged girlfriend (Charlie Chaplin’s flexible daughter, Jacqueline), a singularly focused ballerina who just happens to resemble Kinski’s mom, to finally lead the police right to Jack The Ripper.
Yeah, about that, what is she thinking? Unarmed and dressed up like one of the professional “tarts” in the music hall at Pike’s Hole (they have to show their bums because the music is forgettable in this crammed place) and affecting a lower-class accent that everyone sees through, having been unwittingly encouraged by her pianist of all people, who notes the city’s growing disappointment in her boyfriend’s incompetence, she walks out alone on a foggy night eventually finding a bar on the verge of closing.
While waiting inside for the kindly barman to have a look over the day’s miniscule totals, in walks Kinski. After a brief chat, she bolts for the basement to warn him. But when she comes back upstairs, the killer is gone. Lingering outside, Kinski easily outsmarts her and forces her back to his place where his mom delusion is fully revealed. The full rationale for his depravity can no longer be contained or denied.
Although the film is set in jolly old England where the cumbersome fog is its own character, the actors in Jack The Ripper actually speak German. One wonders if the film should’ve been released here with subtitles accompanying that original dialogue. Instead, everything is dubbed and it’s very distracting. As a result, some performances, like the judgmental old lady who runs a linen store, are more annoying than others.
The closest to a legitimately sexy scene involves a very cute sex worker picking up the wandering Kinski for a romp back at the whorehouse. Once there, she’s out of her clothes in two seconds and it’s go time. Sadly, it’s all ruined because the guy gets off on hurting women.
The real Kinski was a monster, a loose cannon on set and off who rarely got along with directors. One of his daughters later accused him of sexual abuse. The director of Crawlspace actually included a featurette on the Blu-ray revealing how much of a tempermental pain in the ass he was. He even included clips of him acting like a petulant jerk-off.
With the exception of one brief outburst, that volcanic rage isn’t on full display in Jack The Ripper which ultimately doesn’t matter because we never hear his actual voice anyway. The horror scenes are weak and the constant ripping off of sex worker clothing a cheap gimmick and excuse to get bare breasts on screen. Rape scenes, even badly executed ones, are not fun to watch. This movie thinks they’re arousing. Based on his ugly history, you can understand why he took this part.
The police inspector is too skeptical about the blind man’s invaluable testimony and therefore, Kinski is free to continue to torment innocent women without any worry about being caught, at least until the final act. Once the inspector’s foolish girlfriend takes matters into her own hands and ends up getting needlessly assaulted, she is spared further torture when they belatedly arrive.
Now in custody, as he’s taken out by Scotland Yard, a defiant Kinski proclaims, “You’ll never prove it.” Should’ve killed off the blind man, dumbass.
Dennis Earl
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Thursday, February 10, 2021
2:19 a.m.