(With deep apologies to Bob Gaudio, Judy Parker, Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons.)
(To the tune of December 1963 (Oh, What A Night).)
Oh, what a fart
Ripe & juicy, it slipped out, you see
How embarrassing it was for me
A smell so heinous, what a fart
Oh, what a fart
You know I wouldn’t even take the blame
She would never ever be the same
It still lingers, what a fart
Oh, I, got a funny feeling when they all cleared the room
Oh my, as I recall it rippled much too soon
(Oh, what a fart!)
It burned the hairs all up inside her nose
Couldn’t wash the stench right off her clothes
It lives forever, what a fart
It just came out sounding like a clap of thunder
I turned her off with my nauseating blunder
(Oh, what a fart!)
Oh, I, got a funny feeling when she walked in the room
Oh my, as I recall she threw up way too soon
(Oh, what a fart!)
Why’d it take so song to share this gift?
No more clenching now just let it rip
Happy blasting, what a fart
I felt a rush as my pride just went asunder
Release the gas inside, a flatulent wonder
Oh, what a fart!
(doo, doo, doo, doo doo, doo, doo, doo, doo doo)
Oh, what a fart!
(doo, doo, doo, doo doo, doo, doo, doo, doo doo)
Oh, what a fart!
(doo, doo, doo, doo doo, doo, doo, doo, doo doo)
Oh, what a fart!
(doo, doo, doo, doo doo, doo, doo, doo, doo doo)
Oh, what a fart!
(doo, doo, doo, doo doo, doo, doo, doo, doo doo)
Dennis Earl
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Sunday, June 27, 2021
7:50 p.m.