1. The murder of Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi. For years, he was a longtime confidant and unapologetic spokesman for the House of Saud. Then, in 2016, he publicly criticized then-Presidential candidate Donald Trump, a fateful decision that so angered Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman that Khashoggi was effectively censored. He never appeared in the Saudi Arabian media ever again. Relocating to America, he began to turn on MBS, writing critical column after critical column. While visiting the Saudi Arabian embassy in Istanbul, Turkey to obtain a marriage license, he was tortured and cut into pieces by goons hired by MBS to take him out. His remains have never been found. Although there was some political fallout and boycotting by numerous major companies and celebrities, MBS was never punished for ordering the hit.
2. Anthony Bourdain, the host of CNN’s Parts Unknown, killed himself.
3. Donald Trump’s horrendously cruel child separation policy for refugee families. Chaotically implemented, it has already traumatized innocent people desperate to escape the dangers of their own countries, dangers directly caused by successive American governments, not to mention the preventable deaths of 2 young children. White supremacy and capitalism go hand in hand.
4. The California wildfires. Climate change is the apocalypse.
5. Steel City Video closed after 30 successful years in business. The Hamilton, Ontario stable supplied me with so many movies over the decades I lost count. I wonder who bought all their porn.
6. Brett Kavanaugh was confirmed as a Supreme Court Justice despite his dishonest, belligerent testimony and numerous accusations of sexual harassment and assault by women, including Christine Blasey Ford, the only victim allowed to appear during a hearing. We learned nothing from Clarence Thomas and Anita Hill.
7. Gina Haspel became the new CIA Director. Torture cover-ups get you promotions in the Trump Administration.
8. Hulk Hogan was welcomed back to the WWE three years after being exposed as an anti-Black racist. He hasn’t changed.
9. The Toronto van attack.
10. Prince Harry’s wedding. Who gives a shit?
11. Kraftwerk were once again not inducted into The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame. The band’s massive widespread influence led to the phenomenal rise of EDM and Hip Hop, the top two genres in modern popular music. So, why do they continue to be disrespected?
12. Life Of The Party. The worst film of the year. Melissa McCarthy is the new Chris Farley, wasting her career on dumb, insulting slapstick.
13. Raise Vibration by Lenny Kravitz. We waited four years for this boring garbage? The love revolution is putting us to sleep.
14. Roman Reigns announced he was once again diagnosed with leukemia, forcing him to forfeit the Universal Championship. May he once again recover and live to Superman punch another day.
15. Twitter locked my account for a day because I was retweeting too much about the US midterm elections. To their credit, they did apologize twice and let me back in.
16. Jian Ghomeshi’s self-serving essay. He’s not a victim. He’s a rapist. He deserves his obscurity.
17. The Kurt Angle/Jason Jordan father/son angle. Despite this nonsense leading to Jordan winning his first championship (the Raw tag titles with Seth Rollins), it did not get him over with the fans. Then he got hurt. Who’s pining for his return?
18. Kanye West’s ignorant statement on TMZ Live where he claimed that “slavery was a choice”. He also briefly vouched for President Trump (which led to an embarrassing, meandering White House visit) and even wore his stupid Make America Great Again hat. When he stops making hits, he’ll finally go away.
19. Blade Runner 2049 was not nominated for Best Picture. One of the best sequels ever made. The motion picture academy does not understand the importance of science fiction.
20. The Dynamite Kid died. Shawn Michaels, CM Punk, Bret Hart, Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and a whole bunch of luchadores owe the British legend a huge debt of gratitude for making the small man larger than life in the squared circle. If only his personal life was as honourable.
21. Doug Ford’s Conservatives won the Ontario election. This doesn’t end well.
22. Mark Lamont Hill was fired from CNN for defending Palestinians and opposing Apartheid Israel’s illegal ongoing occupation during a speech at the UN. Former AIPAC spokesman Wolf Blitzer wrote a whole book demonizing Arabs and Rick Santorum doesn’t believe Palestinians actually exist but their jobs are safe. Racists are always protected by capitalism and white supremacy.
23. The uselessness of Primus Canada customer service. Putting you on hold for an hour without talking to you. Not taking responsibility for their slow-ass dial-up service which wasn’t always this slow and unstable connection that cuts in and out. Pretending to solve the problem when nothing has changed. A total waste of time.
24. George A. Romero died. Night Of The Living Dead is still timely and relevant.
25. The Edmonton Oilers failed to qualify for the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Again.
26. The cancellation of Ontario’s updated sex-ed curriculum and guaranteed basic income experiment by Doug Ford’s Conservative government, the latter of which he promised not to do. He doesn’t care about the poor, LGBT folks, FN or people of colour.
27. Game Night. Not scary enough to be a thriller. Not funny enough to be a comedy.
28. Facebook ended its partnership with Twitter to allow users to send tweets to their profile page. No wonder my hits are way down.
29. Serena Williams’ embarrassing temper tantrum during the US Open Final. It took away from a historic victory for new champion Naomi Asaka, the first Asian-American woman to ever win the tournament.
30. Aretha Franklin died.
31. The draconian anti-sex trafficking bills FOSTA and SESTA became law. Sex workers can no longer depend on the Internet to safely screen clients and police are having a much harder time catching actual sex traffickers. The incoming House Democrats should repeal them both and decriminalize sex work.
32. All the mass shootings in America. What’s it going to take to end toxic masculinity?
33. The Humboldt Broncos bus crash. Preventable and horrifying.
34. Fire And Fury: Inside The Trump White House & Fear: Trump In The White House. Too much gossip about a complicated idiot, not enough dissection of destructive policies and lifetime judicial appointments which are far more important.
35. Gitmo is still open.
36. The Canadian postal strike. May it be resolved early in the new year.
37. Whistleblower Reality Winner was pressured into taking a plea deal rather than take her chances in court which could’ve led to a decades-long sentence. She’ll serve five years for leaking to The Intercept. Abolish the Espionage Act.
38. The Catholic Church child abuse cover-ups. Thousands of victims in multiple parishes, not a lot of accountability or convictions. Why does Pope Francis continue to delay structural reforms?
39. Jair Bolsonaro, the fascist homophobe and misogynist, once an outlier on the extreme right, was elected President of Brazil. Oh, and he doesn’t believe in climate change so good-bye Amazon rainforest.
40. Nikolai Volkoff died. No more stirring renditions of the Soviet National Anthem from the Croatian-born grappler and former world tag team champion.
41. The restoration of the Iran sanctions by President Trump. They’ve always honoured the nuclear deal. But the neocons in his administration are itching for war. Bad news for world peace.
42. The WWE’s despicable association with the House of Saud. First, there was the Greatest Royal Rumble which took place despite the atrocities in Yemen. Then came Crown Jewel which went on as scheduled even after Jamal Khashoggi’s murder. The show was hosted by the bigoted Hulk Hogan and featured Shawn Michaels in his first match in eight years. So much for honouring a retirement storyline. And so much for caring about human rights.
43. Ryan Seacrest didn’t get fired from his many jobs despite harassing and assaulting his former stylist who was fired for reporting him. George Takei claimed exoneration after a questionable article written by an author who sang his praises in a book. Michael Weatherly hasn’t lost his job playing Bull despite being caught on film harassing fired co-star Eliza Dushku and was actually defended by two women who worked with him on NCIS. There are many other examples too numerous and depressing to mention. The bottom line is this. #MeToo hasn’t changed anything.
44. All the other bad films I saw released this year: Mom And Dad, Unfriended: Dark Web, Day Of The Dead: Bloodline, Upgrade, The Endless, The First Purge, Death Wish, Winchester, Insidious: The Last Key, The Strangers: Prey At Night, Blumhouse’s Truth Or Dare, Fifty Shades Freed and Hotel Transylvania 3.
45. All the other awful movies I saw this year: Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul; Goon: Last Of The Enforcers; Failure To Launch; CHIPS; The Boss Baby; Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie; Uncle Buck; Hoodwinked; Blades Of Glory; Rough Night; Hide And Seek; Frankenweenie; The Ant Bully; A Return To Salem’s Lot; The Croods; Snatched; The House; Are We Done Yet; Missing In Action; Hitch; The Emoji Movie; A Million Ways To Die In The West; The Nut Job 2: Nutty By Nature; Shutter; Red; Red 2.
My Little Pony: The Movie (1986 & 2017); Society; Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie; Kick-Ass; Kick-Ass 2; Despicable Me; Despicable Me 2; Despicable Me 3; Minions; Cocktail; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014); Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows; The Bye Bye Man; The Smurfs; The Smurfs 2; Smurfs: The Lost Village; The Chipmunk Adventure; Alvin & The Chipmunks; Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel; Alvin & The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked; Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Road Chip.
Amityville: The Awakening; Ducktales The Movie: Treasure Of The Lost Map; Sausage Party; The Peanuts Movie; A Boy Named Charlie Brown; Snoopy Come Home; Run For Your Life, Charlie Brown; Jigsaw; Kung Fu Panda; Kung Fu Panda 2; Kung Fu Panda 3; Mr. Peabody & Sherman; G.I. Joe: Retaliation; Middle School: The Worst Years Of My Life; The Brothers Grimsby; Keanu; The Interview; Delivery Man; 17 Again; When The Bough Breaks; Father Figures; A Thousand Words; Joe Versus The Volcano; Creepshow; Creepshow 2.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (Super-Sized Version); Dead-End Drive-In; Strictly Business; Trailer Park Boys; Trailer Park Boys: Countdown To Liquor Day; Trailer Park Boys: Don’t Legalize It; Pete’s Dragon (1977); The Man; Jeepers Creepers 3; #Horror; But I’m A Cheerleader; Razorback; Bad Moon; Crawlspace; Seven Chances; The Garbage Pail Kids Movie; Warlock: The Armageddon; Repossessed; The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie; The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out Of Water; White Of The Eye; Summer School.
Hide And Go Shriek; Parents; Abbott And Costello Meet The Mummy; The Other Side Of The Door; A Woman’s Torment; Frankenhooker; 47 Meters Down; Children Of The Corn; Children Of The Corn II: The Final Sacrifice; The Car; Bad Words; Pitch Perfect; Pitch Perfect 2; Pitch Perfect 3; The Final Girls; Satanic; Office Christmas Party, The Star; Four Christmases; National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation; Red Heat; Zombie Strippers!, XXX: Return Of Xander Cage and Martin.
46. Margot Kidder committed suicide. The definitive Lois Lane, a Bernie Sanders supporter and an all-round delightful character. Mental illness is a cancer on our society, especially our creative community.
47. The whitewashing of John McCain and George H.W. Bush’s political record because they died. War criminals don’t deserve penance or reputational protection from their millionaire friends in the media. They deserve endless scorn and ridicule for all the innocent people they tortured and murdered.
48. The Twitter purge. Leftists and sex workers need more protection from white supremacy and corporate censorship.
49. Premier Doug Ford used the Notwithstanding Clause of the Canadian Constitution to reduce Toronto City Council from 47 seats to 25. Pure pettiness with surely more to come.
50. Dolores O’Riordan, Steven Bochco, Steven Hawking and John Mahoney all died.
51. Monday Night Raw & Smackdown Live. Bad announcing, pitiful storylines, questionable political associations. The highly hated Enzo Amore aside, they’re still protecting abusers and creeps that can draw. I can spend these five hours every week doing something less offensive.
52. The ongoing persecution of Julian Assange and the restriction of his rights in the Ecuadorian Embassy. Yes, he’s a maddening figure for many reasons but even he doesn’t deserve this torture. Exposing government crimes is crucial for democracy to function.
53. The CIA torture report has still not been released.
54. Elizabeth Warren falsely claiming she’s part Indigenous. Nope. What you really are is cannon fodder for Donald Trump if you win the Democratic Presidential nomination in 2020. Bernie can still win.
55. All the Facebook scandals. Fuck Zuck.
Dennis Earl
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Monday, December 31, 2018
8:04 p.m.
The History Of The Mystery Track – The Rolling Stones Honour “Stu”
Ian Stewart wasn’t feeling well. He’d been “suffering from acute respiratory problems for several days”, according to author Barry Miles. On December 11, 1985, the night before his doctor’s appointment, he was on stage at the Old Vic Tavern in Nottingham, England playing a gig with his band Rocket 88. Despite his discomfort, he didn’t appear to be in any serious danger.
“I was waiting for him in a hotel,” Keith Richards revealed to Rolling Stone in 2002. “He was going to see a doctor and then come and see me. Charlie [Watts] called about three in the morning: ‘You still waiting for Stu? He ain’t comin’, Keith.'”
“Next evening, he went to a Harley Street specialist for a heart scan,” Bill Wyman noted in his 1990 memoir Stone Alone. After it was completed, he returned to the waiting room. All of a sudden, he couldn’t breathe.
He never smoke, he never drank, he never abused drugs. But at the age of 47, Ian Stewart had instantly succumbed to a massive heart attack.
The timing couldn’t have been worse. It was less than two weeks to Christmas. (His only son, Giles, was just 14 at the time. Stewart was divorced.) And his other band were in the middle of a serious crisis.
The Rolling Stones had been toiling away on the follow-up to Undercover for nearly a year. It was originally scheduled for a June 1985 release. Then it was rescheduled for September. In the end, Dirty Work would finally surface in late March 1986.
The problem was Mick Jagger. Every member of the band knows that when a Rolling Stones project is happening, it becomes the number one priority. No matter what you’re working on, you have to set it aside to come back to the fold.
Jagger wouldn’t delay sessions for his first solo album, She’s The Boss, and that pissed off Richards. After the lacklustre reception for Dirty Work, instead of going out with the band on a tour, Jagger would instead commence writing his second solo record, Primitive Cool, which dropped in 1987. To drum up business for the follow-up, he also did solo shows in Japan and Australia and played Stones songs without his bandmates, further inflaming Richards.
Relations between The Glimmer Twins had become so icy they stopped talking to each other for nearly three years. (Instead, they cut promos on each other in the media.) The absence of the peacemaker Ian Stewart had never been more glaringly felt. (They eventually reconciled in Eddy Grant’s studio before embarking on the enormous Steel Wheels album and subsequent tour.)
Eight days after his sudden fatal heart attack, every member of the band, along with Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck and numerous other rock and roll luminaries, attended Stu’s funeral. While sitting together in one of the pews, Richards turned to Ronnie Wood and asked rhetorically: “Who’s gonna tell us off now when we misbehave?”
Dirty Work has ten listed songs and one Unlisted Bonus Track. Track eleven features a mid-tempo piano solo that lasts about 30 seconds. There’s no mention of it anywhere in the liner notes.
That’s Ian Stewart playing a snippet of Key To The Highway, an old blues number by Big Bill Broonzy, a longtime Stones favourite. (It actually has its own title: Piano Instrumental, according to The Rolling Stones: All The Songs, The Story Behind Every Track.) The song was recorded in France at the Pathe-Marconi Studios on February 27, 1985 and in its full version, Keith Richards assumes lead vocals. (It remains locked in a vault.) Mick Jagger was absent from the studio that day, a regular occurrence during much of the sessions (he eventually showed up in the final stages to add all his vocals for most of the chosen tracks) which needlessly exasperated the tension with his longtime songwriting partner. (Most of the Dirty Work outtakes feature Richards singing lead.)
21 years earlier, The Rolling Stones first recorded the song with Stewart and Jagger during a November 8 session at the famous Chess Studios in Chicago. This version of Key To The Highway was never officially released but has been bootlegged for decades. Another outtake version was recorded during the sessions for Exile On Main Street and later leaked.
During the making of the 1994 album Voodoo Lounge, the band tried laying down another take which ultimately didn’t make the cut. It too was eventually made available in an unauthorized manner. Key To The Highway has been played live by the band numerous times throughout the decades, including a few that were captured for TV broadcasts. Richards himself later played the song with Eric Clapton in concert. Clapton had recorded his own studio version for the Derek & The Dominos album.
On February 23, 1986, Key To The Highway was appropriately part of the setlist for a special tribute concert at the 100 Club in London held in honour of Stewart’s legacy. A year after his sudden death, Richards played Key To The Highway as a guest performer during a club show with former bandmate Mick Taylor.
Stewart was an unusual character. Originally born in Scotland (he would eventually relocate with his family to England before his teens), he would grow up looking like a cross between Jay Leno and Morrissey. Blame a bad case of the measles for his prominent chin which made him self-conscious. (“At around age 16, he had a revolutionary operation to try to reduce his jaw size,” according to Bill Wyman.) He started playing piano “between the ages of five and seven”, reported Wyman in Rolling With The Stones, and never looked back. (He also played the banjo in his youth and pursued athletics like rugby and weightlifting.) His love of the blues never dimmed in his lifetime. He later developed a passion for golf, his favourite pastime outside of music, “like his mum”, noted Wyman. His only vice was a steady diet of cheeseburgers.
In his interactions with the Stones, he was blunt and direct, but never in a mean spirited way. (Ironically, before he became a teenager, he was much more introverted.) You always knew where you stood with him. He was indisputably the conscience of the band. Known for his biting humour, he was also a blues purist. And, as it turns out, an integral figure in British rock and roll history.
In 1962, a fellow blues enthusiast who had started calling himself Elmo James placed an ad in Jazz Scene Magazine. He wanted to put a band together. Stewart would be the first to make contact.
The 24-year-old shipping clerk specialized in playing boogie woogie piano (he had already been playing gigs as part of Alexis Korner’s Blues Incorporated with a drummer named Charlie Watts who also played with him later on in Rocket 88) and after he auditioned for Lewis by pounding out a number of ragtime songs on a ravaged upright piano from a pub in Soho called The Bricklayer’s Arms, he was immediately invited to join.
Over the course of the next year, many members would come and go until the first settled line-up in 1963. Stu, as everybody called him, was mostly responsible for recruiting Richards, Jagger, Watts, and Wyman.
“It was his vision, the band, and basically he picked who was going to be in it.” Richards confirmed in Life.
James would eventually revert back to his birth name: Brian Jones.
Because everybody else in the band were starving artists (except Wyman who worked during the day), Stu, who also had a steady job, would routinely supply money and food whenever he could. “He was a big-hearted guy,” Richards later wrote in Life.
Enter Andrew Loog Oldham. Already a PR veteran in his teens having worked for Brian Epstein and The Beatles, he was hired to be the band’s first manager in the spring of 1963. Because The Fab Four had cleaned up their Teddy Boy image by wearing suits and charming the pants off the media with their polite cheekiness, Oldham instinctively knew that The Rolling Stones had to be promoted as their polar opposite (although initially they too wore the suits and ties but only for a short while). They needed to be perceived as the bad boys of British rock. Considering how they lived (in absolute filth and squalor) and acted (thieving was a necessity for survival), it wasn’t far from reality. In his autobiography, while living with Jagger and Jones, Richards recalls that recording equipment was placed in their bathroom unbeknownst to their apartment building neighbours and friends. They always played back the results for a laugh. Chuck Berry would be proud.
Despite his characteristic outspokenness, the straightforward Ian Stewart neither looked the part of a rebel nor did he act like one. (He dressed like a preppie and always had short hair.) He was as straight as they come, so Oldham ordered Jones to fire him, which he did right in front of his bandmates. Immediately recognizing his overall importance to the band, he was quickly offered a different job (which he immediately accepted) and would be seriously underpaid for the rest of his life (although he was the first Stone to buy a Jaguar).
For the next 22 years, he had a rotating list of duties. First, he was the band’s fiercely loyal and protective road manager, driving them to gigs, setting up their equipment (until they could afford proper techies) and preventing them from getting seriously hurt during a startling number of audience riots. (He once got hit with a bottle right in the old noggin.) When he came to fetch them from their dressing room, as Bill Wyman noted in Stone Alone and Keith Richards cheerfully confirmed in his 2010 autobiography, he would cheekily address them as his “angel drawers”, “my little three-chord wonders” or most memorably, “my little shower of shit.”
“In the early tours it was just me and the band travelling around.” Stu later recalled as noted in The Rolling Stones: An Oral History. “As the shows got bigger, especially in America we would start to get guys who would take care of the equipment and I would make sure the travel and hotel arrangements were together…” He would also “make the arrangements setting up the rehearsals with the musicians and for the recording sessions.”
Starting in 1968, Stewart would also run The Rolling Stones Mobile Recording Unit, a travelling eight-track recording studio that would be rented out to some significant bands of the era and beyond. The Dark Side Of The Moon by Pink Floyd and the fourth untitled album by Led Zeppelin, the one that included Stairway To Heaven, were both recorded with that equipment, as was Houses Of The Holy and the Stones’ own Exile On Main Street. Stu, who had already appeared on Boogie With Stu on Led Zeppelin III, delivered a memorable performance happily plunking away on the keys on Rock And Roll which was later licensed for a series of TV ads promoting the Cadillac CTS and other General Motors brands in the early 2000s.
In their most famous song, Deep Purple even referenced the Mobile Recording Unit in the first verse of Smoke On The Water (“to make records with a mobile”). They used the equipment to make Machine Head. A couple months after Stu’s death, the Unit was taken over by Wyman until he quit the band in 1992.
When blues legend Howlin’ Wolf made his London Sessions album in the UK in 1971, Stewart appeared on four tracks. When the album was reissued and expanded in 2002, there he was on ten additional songs. He was thanked second just behind Jagger in the liner notes.
In 1980, Stu appeared on stage with George Thorogood & The Destroyers for a concert that featured two songs that later appeared in The Rolling Stones pay-per-view special, The World’s Greatest Rock N’ Roll Party. It was later officially released on home video in 2014.
Although not officially recognized as a full member (thanks to Oldham who was later replaced by Allen Klein), which meant he would no longer be photographed with the band for publicity purposes, Stu still appeared on numerous Stones recordings, both live and in the studio. He can be heard tinkling in concert on a number of tracks on Get Yer Ya-Ya’s Out and Love You Live. And that’s him on the original studio versions of Brown Sugar; Tell Me; Star Star; Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing In The Shadows?; Time Is On My Side; Heart Of Stone; Dead Flowers; It’s Only Rock ‘n’ Roll; She Was Hot; The Last Time; Honky Tonk Women; It’s All Over Now; 19th Nervous Breakdown; Get Off Of My Cloud; Under My Thumb and Jumpin’ Jack Flash. He also backed up the band on numerous album cuts and B-Sides.
Why didn’t he play piano on every Stones track?
“I don’t play minor chords,” he told producer and pianist in his own right Jim Dickinson as he later recounted to Bill Wyman. “When I’m on stage with the Stones and a minor chord comes along, I lift me hands in protest.”
As a result, a rotating list of players, including the late great Nicky Hopkins and Billy Preston, filled his role on some other famous Stones tracks like Wild Horses (Dickinson played on that one); She’s A Rainbow and many, many others.
“…Nicky couldn’t play what Stu could, and vice versa.” Charlie Watts said as recounted in According To The Rolling Stones. “Stu didn’t possess the finesse of the musical touch that Nicky had…Stu never played like that. Stu was rumbling, with his left hand going at some ridiculous speed. Stu had a very physical way of playing. He was one of those players where the piano would bounce up and down. The way he played was more like drumming.”
An unapologetic Stu had firm musical beliefs on what was acceptable and what wasn’t which the band didn’t always agree with, although as Richards notes in Life, he did ultimately soften his harsh criticism of Jerry Lee Lewis, a rare change of heart. Amusingly, he hated the name of the band. (“It sounds like a troupe of fucking Irish acrobats.”) But he was overruled.
Stu played a major role in what has become the signature Stones song. The band was struggling to figure out how to capture the right sound for this lick Richards had come up with and nearly forgot about. As Stephen Davis reported in Our Gods Almost Dead, “Ian Stewart went over to Wallach’s Music City [in Los Angeles] & came back with a new Gibson fuzz box, the first one the company made, and told Keith, ‘Try this.’ It made the record.
The song was Satisfaction.
Stu was also instrumental in finding key replacements for departing band members. When Brian Jones suddenly died in the summer of 1969, the pianist suggested Mick Taylor who stayed with the band for half a decade playing on some of their greatest singles. Stu also played a role in Ronnie Wood joining the band when Taylor left. Actually, as Wood recalled in The Rolling Stones: An Oral History, were it not for a certain Faces frontman, he would’ve become a member a lot sooner:
“…I remember when Brian died, Ian Stewart rang up the Faces rehearsal room, which we were using to get the band together initially. [Stu is the reason they got that rehearsal space in the first place.] He spoke to Ronnie Lane on the phone, and said, ‘Would Woody like to join the Stones now that Brian’s gone?’ And Ronnie Lane said, ‘No thanks, he’s quite happy where he is.’ I didn’t find this out for five years [laughs].”
“It’s really hard to remember when he wasn’t there,” Mick Jagger observed in the documentary 25 X 5: The Continuing Adventures Of The Rolling Stones, “but we used to rehearse in pubs and Stu would be there. He was a lovely boogie woogie piano player. He was very different from us because he was so straight and we were all a bit crazy.”
When the Stones were inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame in January 1989, Jagger eulogized Stu to audience applause calling him, “a great friend, a great blues pianist whose odd but invaluable musical advice kept us on a steady bluesy course for most of the time.” Despite Oldham’s cruel actions in 1963, Ian Stewart, the sixth Stone (but really the first to join making him the second after Jones), was inducted as an official member.
“I honestly don’t like Andrew Oldham as a person.” Stu told a then teenage-Bill German, the publisher of Beggars Banquet, the official Rolling Stones fan zine in 1981, still steaming after nearly two decades. If Oldham needed help of any kind, “I wouldn’t piss on him if he were on fire.”
In the liner notes of Dirty Work, besides being thanked for his contributions to the album, the band included this separate statement about his legacy:
“This album is dedicated to Ian Stewart[.] ‘Thanks, Stu, for 25 years of boogie-woogie.'”
So, why the unlisted snippet of Key To The Highway on track 11 and not the full version with Richards on vocals? Considering how buried Stewart’s piano playing is on the 1964 version (a frequent occurrence during his other recordings with the band), it made more sense to isolate his work on the 1985 take in order to briefly showcase his exceptional, often underappreciated skill.
Also, Stu was an intensely private person who never considered himself a rock star, so offering an unlisted tribute in his honour is apropos. Even his 2004 biography, limited to less than a thousand copies, was not made available in bookstores. You could only order it online from the publisher’s website.
“…Stu always did what he wanted to.” Keith Richards recalled in According To The Rolling Stones. “He eventually ended up with his own band, Rocket 88 [formed in 1979], and did all the other things he wanted to do, like promoting all of his mates, pushing the people he thought were good, which is what he loved to do. He’d fix somebody up with some gear or get them a rehearsal room. Stu just loved the day-to-day mechanics of band working.”
“He never changed from the day I first knew him,” Charlie Watts observed in the same book.
“Ian Stewart. I’m still working for him.” Richards admitted in Life. “To me the Rolling Stones is his band. Without his knowledge and organization, without the leap he made from where he was coming from, to take a chance on playing with this bunch of kids, we’d be nowhere.”
When Beggars Banquet publisher Bill German asked Stu in 1981 why he was so loyal to the band, Stu simply answered, “I like the music.” When he asked him if he would “do it all again?”, the man wasn’t hesitant:
“…oh yeah, sure, I’d do it all again.”
Dennis Earl
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Monday, December 16, 2019
2:47 a.m.