With so much good writing in The Guardian, The Intercept, The New York Times and Vice in 2015, it was difficult to cover politics in an original way here. But then came Earl Cowan and the Canadian federal election.
Cowan, a cranky old conservative who supported Stephen Harper (and the Ford brothers), became famous for a split second in the summer after ranting at TV journalists over the Mike Duffy fraud trial. Once the media started playing his now infamous clip over and over again, he inspired numerous memes and parody Twitter accounts. Someone on Twitter found his Facebook page and told me about it which inspired Angry Conservative Supporter Earl Cowan’s Facebook Postings, my most popular original piece this year. Unbeknownst to me, Frank and Maclean’s wrote similar articles around the same time. After his brief moment of infamy, Cowan has since dropped out of sight. Someone should give him a talk show.
When one of Margaret Atwood’s National Post columns was suddenly removed from the web then reposted with noticeable edits, I asked why. (I wasn’t the only one.) And when Toronto Star columnist Michael Coren suddenly announced he was no longer Catholic nor anti-gay, I noted how he hasn’t reversed all of his awful political positions.
Politics remained a prevalent theme in my poetry this year. Fragile Things was inspired by a prominent, thin-skinned American pundit who was stunned to find that few agree with his irrelevant views. Activist Civil War notes the ongoing problem of political infighting, something I’ve experienced a number of times myself on Twitter. Blind Assassins takes poetic aim at Obama’s drone assassination program while It’s Not Our Fault, National Insecurity and America’s Self-Interest Always Comes First criticizes Obama’s support for dictators and the war on Muslims. The New Nixons references Obama and former Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s authoritarian impulses. Cruel Charade knocks a certain former high profile Liberal strategist who never took a stand on the 2003 Iraq Invasion but now is all for the war on ISIS while simultaneously being a fierce, stubborn defender of Apartheid Israel (even though he doesn’t believe that term is justified), while the harsh Despicable Lie and the more resigned You’re Not Listening mark the likely end of a long standing public dispute with a certain Chicago PD actress who stopped talking to me more than two years ago.
My biggest regret this year was getting into a pointless fight with someone well known on Twitter. It was over Julian Assange and WikiLeaks. It started with a tweet: “Why does anyone take WikiLeaks seriously?” Unaware of the context when I saw it, I got pissed off and foolishly responded. Because of his support for the scary and cruel GamerGate (of which this person has been a target of harassment for months), his criticism of feminists and the controversial sexual assault charges he’s been facing for almost six years now, this person understandably despises him. In turn, I support his website’s commitment to exposing excessive government secrecy & criminal acts and deplore his persecution by President Obama and the DOJ. (For the record, I don’t support GamerGate or harassing women online.)
At the time of the argument, I asked “where’s the proof” Assange raped anyone. (JANUARY 7 UPDATE: I just remembered I also tweeted that Assange was never formally charged nor imprisoned. Totally wrong. He did turn himself in to British authorities, was arrested and temporarily jailed before being released on bail.) Offended by the question, she blocked me. (Annoyed, I blocked her, as well.) In retrospect, it was a dumb thing for me to write having now read WikiLeaks: Inside Julian Assange’s War on Secrecy which extensively documents the accusations against him. (Assange, who has a reputation for being an aggressive womanizer, does not come off well.) A day or so after it ended, I went through a week of panic that turned out to be unrelated (I wasn’t eating enough and was very gassy, a problem I’ve been having off and on ever since). But once I calmed down, I wrote Absence Of Reason as a way of documenting the incident since I’ve deleted my side of the argument. (If I had a do-over, I would’ve either not responded at all to that tweet or acknowledged Assange’s flaws while still defending the importance of WikiLeaks as a check on government power.)
Another unfortunate incident on Twitter led to You’re Sweet. A vaguely worded tweet from someone I was friendly with led to a carefully worded question that didn’t get a full answer. So a carefully worded follow-up was posted and next thing I know, I’m getting reamed in a series of direct messages for asking in the first place. I apologized (I really shouldn’t have. I did nothing wrong.) and I got a condescending response beginning with the words “you’re sweet” which angered me so much I wrote this poem that one commenter thought was about a child. (This person is about 10 years older than me.) I know it was just words on a screen from someone hundreds of miles away who I’ve never met in real life but it freaked me out for a whole week and I became very uncomfortable with the idea of ever talking to this person again. So I stopped and felt immensely better.
I Always Have To Smile and A Labyrinth Of Pain were attempts to write about street harassment and low self-esteem from a woman’s point of view, respectively. Speaking of low self-esteem, Nobody’s Type is how I feel about myself because of my numerous physical problems, unemployment status and current living situation that I believe are all unattractive to the opposite sex in comparison to more sculpted musclemen who don’t live at home and are living their dream lives. Prison Of Fear focuses more on personal doubts about pursuing progress.
Other autobiographical poems this year included Fearful Lens about a real-life childhood bully I haven’t seen in almost 30 years (and hope never to encounter again), An Unreasonable Man (which is really about a family member but could also apply to me) and A.F. about a seven-year childhood crush that turned out to be a total waste of time and energy. Flames Of Resentment and A Better Way To Feel Bad, on the other hand, are self-explanatory works of fiction.
Speaking of made-up stuff, let’s move on to the world of professional wrestling. I was saddened by the death of “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, my favourite wrestler as a kid, and the retirement of AJ Brooks, the former multiple-time world champion. I was deeply angered by Hulk Hogan’s exposed racism and Mick Foley’s stunning lack of outrage over it. (He was remarkably silent about Jimmy Snuka’s arrest for murder.) And I listed what I consider to be the worst WrestleMania matches of all time. Perhaps I overstated the case against Jerry Lawler vs. Michael Cole at WM 27 in retrospect. I recently rewatched the match on Lawler’s It’s Good To Be The King DVD release and there were a couple spots that worked. Still, because Cole is more of an announcer than an athlete it remains a lousy match, just maybe not as bad as I originally assessed.
Last year, The Writings Of Dennis Earl was accessed almost 40000 times. This year, it’s been accessed almost 40000 times. (Hits are only up by almost 200.) While I can’t complain about the consistent numbers (the small drop in postings didn’t make any significant difference), I was hoping for an expanded audience.
All the more reason to start rethinking the future of this place, what to keep doing, what to stop doing and what new ideas to finally pursue. Honestly, I’m growing fed up with politics and would love to focus exclusively on entertainment, whether it’s pro wrestling, music or movies. It sure beats getting into stupid Twitter fights with people you once admired.
Seeing all those movies and writing more reviews here than I had in years rekindled my love for the cinema even though I prefer watching everything now at home on DVD. Having put up with a lot of crap in 2015, I’m hoping to see a lot more good stuff in 2016. We’ll see how that goes.
In the meantime, I want to thank you, my readers, for visiting, for reading, for commenting, for linking, for following and engaging. I read every message you send me, good & bad (well, except for that long-winded email), and appreciate every one of them. I hope you’ll keep coming here to peruse the growing archives and check out my latest material.
Thanks for reading and responding. Happy New Year.
Dennis Earl
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Thursday, December 31, 2015
3:47 a.m.
50 Things I Loathed About 2015
1. “Rowdy” Roddy Piper died.
2. The CIA torture report remains classified.
3. Canada didn’t win the Womens’ World Cup. At least they made it to the quarterfinals this time.
4. Hulk Hogan’s disgusting racism was exposed. Hulkamania is dead.
5. The startling rise in global anti-Muslim hatred. From vandalism and the torching of mosques to cruel remarks to ongoing mass surveillance to violent acts against women who wear hijabs and niqabs, Sikh men and others to the family who was forbidden from going to Disneyland to 14-year-old Ahmed Mohamed being persecuted for making a clock to the constant torturing and droning of civilians in the Middle East and the despicably cold treatment of refugees fleeing in absolute terror, this decent community has suffered long enough. It must stop now.
6. Jon Stewart ended his 16-year run hosting The Daily Show. Trevor Noah has not made anyone forget that.
7. AJ Brooks left the WWE. One of the best characters and performers of the decade thus far. She’ll be missed.
8. Donald Trump’s racism and sexism. It’s enough already.
9. Rob Ford has cancer again. Hope he makes a full recovery. Such an awful disease.
10. Despite being caught deflating footballs during a play-off game, The New England Patriots still won the Super Bowl. Fuck the NFL.
11. Wes Craven died.
12. The NDP’s pitiful performance in the Canadian federal election. Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to elect a leader who almost joined the Conservatives.
13. President Obama’s ongoing financial support of Middle Eastern dictators, most notably Sisi in Egypt and Netanyahu in Apartheid Israel. The unspeakably cruel war against Muslims & Palestinians continues unabated.
14. Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka was arrested for murdering his girlfriend. Why did it take more than 30 years to close the case? Vince McMahon and many of Snuka’s former allies have a lot of explaining to do, as well as the original investigators from 1983.
15. The horrific bombing of Doctors Without Borders hospitals in Yemen and Afghanistan. Saudi Arabia and America have hands so bloody they are permanently stained. These war criminals must be held accountable.
16. Bill Cosby’s endless gaslighting of his dozens of victims. He’s already lost the public, now he’s going to lose millions in civil court thanks to several doomed-to-fail lawsuits. (JANUARY 7 UPDATE: And he could also go to jail for assaulting Andrea Constand, thanks to last-minute criminal charges filed right before the start of 2016.) Good thing Cosby Show reruns are profitable.
17. Porn star James Deen, the latest high profile man to be accused of multiple rapes.
18. The “terrorism” episode of CNN’s The Seventies. Apartheid Israel got off way too easily while the Palestinian struggle was all too briefly mentioned and often misrepresented.
19. Elise Labott was suspended by CNN for tweeting compassion for Syrian refugees, then apologized. Fuck CNN.
20. Scott Weiland died. Drug addiction is a fucking bitch.
21. All the awful movies I suffered through this year: I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry; Adam Sandler’s Eight Crazy Nights; Hiding Out; Disorganized Crime; Consuming Passions; The Purge: Anarchy; Blended; Tammy; Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen; Resident Evil: Afterlife; Resident Evil: Retribution; Man Of The House (1995); The Money Pit; The Sender; The Secret Of My Success; Underworld Awakening (twice); Sex Tape; Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde; Prom Night (1980); Dragnet; See No Evil (2006); Maniac (1980); Stagefright: Aquarius; The Reunion; The Walking Deceased; Winnie The Pooh (2011); Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs; Ice Age: Continental Drift; The Messengers; A Night At The Roxbury; Curtains (twice); The Toolbox Murders (1978); Scary Movie 3; Scary Movie 4; Scary Movie 5; Evan Almighty; Horrible Bosses (mostly twice), Ouija; John Carpenter’s The Ward; Weekend At Bernie’s; The Man With One Red Shoe; The Dream Team; Summer Rental; See No Evil, Hear No Evil; Walk Of Shame; Zookeeper; Planet 51; Supercross; Leprechaun 2; Horrible Bosses 2; Sleepaway Camp; Money Train; The Monster Squad; Soul Man; 18 Again!; I Spit On Your Grave (1978 & 2010); Halloween III: Season Of The Witch; Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers; Halloween 5; Halloween: Resurrection; Halloween (2007), Halloween II (2009); Angel, Angel, Down We Go; The Lost Boys; The Boy Next Door; Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian; Night At The Museum: Secret Of The Tomb; Turner & Hooch; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III; Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed; Unfriended; God Told Me To; The Lords Of Salem & House Of 1000 Corpses.
22. Kim Davis, the Kentucky public official who refused to issue marriage licenses to gay couples. Great. Yet another right-wing martyr on the wrong side of history. Can we please find a way to fire her?
23. The sudden, painful injuries of Seth Rollins, Cesaro, Tyson Kidd, Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton. The WWE can’t afford to lose anymore top-tier performers.
24. Jared Fogle was exposed, tried and convicted of being a pedophile. How much did Subway know?
25. My monthly Internet bill is now over 30 bucks. Why is dial-up so fucking expensive now?
26. All the innocent Americans, mostly Black, wrongly murdered by police officers. When will Black lives actually start to matter to law enforcement and the government?
27. Saudi Arabia persecutes and beheads way more innocent people than ISIS but keeps getting billions in military aid from the Obama Administration, the Cameron Administration and the now defunct Harper government. Sickening.
28. The fascist campaign to defund Planned Parenthood thanks to discredited, suspiciously edited videos by an anti-abortion group. If you don’t like abortion, don’t get one. Let women decide for themselves what they want to do about their reproductive health. It’s not your business, fuckers.
29. The ongoing persecution of Bowe Bergdahl. Honourably discharge this good man already and let him get on with his life.
30. Barrett Brown, Chelsea Manning, Jeffrey Sterling, Matt DeHart and the Hammond brothers are all still incarcerated. President Obama’s true legacy as the jailer of truth tellers who expose his criminal acts.
31. All the mass shootings in America. The NRA and gun manufacturers must be challenged more forcefully in 2016.
32. The USA Freedom Act. A very weak “reform” law. How about defunding the NSA instead?
33. Donald Trump’s denunciation of former POW Bergdahl. He’s not a “traitor”, asshole, he’s a torture survivor.
34. Rahm Emanuel is still the mayor of Chicago despite helping to cover up a police murder with his own police department for a year. The living definition of a piece of shit.
35. Dusty Rhodes died.
36. Alan Kurdi and all the refugees who died trying to flee to safety from the wars in the Middle East. We must take them in and give them a fresh start. After all, we’ve been destroying their home countries for years.
37. Hillary Clinton’s mostly white feminist supporters. You’re setting yourself up for disappointment. Why not rally around Jill Stein instead?
38. NBC fired Donald Trump from The Apprentice then allowed him to host SNL. Way to be consistent in your “values”.
39. Neither The Toronto Blue Jays nor The Chicago Cubs made it to the World Series this year despite both getting to the second round of the play-offs in their respective leagues.
40. The horrid, anti-democratic C51 was passed. Don’t expect Prime Minister Trudeau to repeal it.
41. The horrible stampede at Mecca. Because Saudi Arabia is a Western ally with oil, there is no justice.
42. The January & November massacres in Paris, France. So much for “we fight them there so we don’t have to fight them here”.
43. CNN’s constant fearmongering about “terrorism” thanks to reporting every unsubstantiated Obama Administration talking point on-air. Why don’t they just rename it the “we’re all gonna die network”?
44. Stephen Colbert’s first Late Show. So bad I bailed about halfway through. I’ve yet to sit through a full episode.
45. The 50 Shades Of Grey movie. S&M Twilight. The least stimulating sex scenes of 2015.
46. The Woman In Black 2. The atmospherically spooky first one made sense. Uneven number two wants to inspire a franchise it can never be.
47. Shameless Zionist Sheldon Adelson bought the Las Vegas Journal-Review. This won’t end well.
48. Howard Stern’s deplorable smearing of Roger Waters who supports BDS and a free Palestine. Apartheid Israel has the worst allies.
49. Wife beater Ray Rice won almost all of his back pay (some 3 million dollars) after successfully suing the Baltimore Ravens for firing him after his pitifully soft 2-game suspension. The only good news is that he’s not currently playing in the NFL.
50. Gitmo is still open.
Dennis Earl
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Monday, December 28, 2015
2:52 a.m.